Disclaimer: I don�t own + didn't make up the original song/songs that the original song was made up from. Also sorry to Figwit for making him a tad bitter and possessive of Jem and for the implied Jem/Figwit at the end (Hey you started it Jem! 'Bret you got it going on..' that implication will (unfortunately) forever stay in our minds!).
Black writing is fan girl singing, orange is figwit singing (or a 'figwit insert' of your choice).
[spoken]
Jem is real splendored thing,
Oh please don't start that again!
[singing starts]
All you need is Jem! *A girl just needs her treat!*
I was made for lovin' Jem baby, he was made for lovin' me!
You'd think that Jem would've had enough of silly fan girls!
Jem lifts us up where we belong! Where his face flies, on a billboard high!
Jem is my hero! Don't get in my way!
No wencho, you'll never see Jemmo!
[both sing together]
How wonderful life is, with fan girls in the world!
Jem lifts us up where we belong,
all you need is Jem!
All you need is Jem! *And she doesn't like red meat*
All you need is Je-eee-em! *Jem is all MY game!*
There's no way of lovin' jem baby, you'll have to kill me!
Just one sight!! Just one sight!
nuh uh! no siree! Him you can't see!
In the name of Jem!! One sight of man who's Jem!
You crazy girl on seeing YOU he would hurl!
Don't!! ..leave me without Jem! I can't survive without his sweet face..oh Figgy, don't leave me without him!
I look at him and I know it isn�'t so..hehe no!
Why must our world be filled with silly fan girls?
Well what's wrong with them?! I'd like to know! Cause here I go..aaaaggaaaaain!
Jem makes you act like you are fools! Throw your pride away, just for my Jemaine!
You, you won't have him!
Eheh yes I will!
Cause I, I'll blow up your heads!
Jem is my hero!
I'll see about that!
Jem is my hero!! And that's a fact!
Oh I'll get my Jem, if just for one day!
He'll not be your hero! Never ever ever!
Oh he'll be my hero! Never say never!
He'll be my hero just because, I and I will always love Jem
and I, can't help lovin' Jem.