Saint Clement's - A Jemaine Clement Fansite

Jemaine

Sung to the tune of 'Sugar... ah honey honey' etc. This song is not a metaphor for anything else (so donï¿½t read that far into it!) it is simply about the joys of crystallization in rocksï¿½.which seemed to fit with Jemï¿½s name and the rhyming in the songï¿½I donï¿½t really know much about plutonic rocks etcï¿½i canï¿½t remember that far back to 5th form scienceï¿½so most probably that partï¿½s stuffed upï¿½.thereï¿½s also some random stuff referring to dwarves and their love of gems..also some sarisï¿½again, it was for the purpose of rhyming. Oh and about figwit not being as witty, I lie, Figwit is just as clever and cool. ~ Jem's Jess

Jem's Jess would also like to point out that she does not/did not have ADD, and other kids have never bullied her.

Oh Jemaine (do do do do do do)
Ah Jemmy Jemmy
You are my favourite rock
From the precious stones cotton sock

Oh Jemaine (do do do do do do)
My monosaccharide Jem
More witty than a figwit elf
And now I get you to myself

I just canï¿½t believe the way you are so sparkle-ing (you are so liked by dwarves)
All you take is a little bit of polishing (and youï¿½re as clean as the flooooor)

Oh Jemaine (do do do do do do)
Ah Jemmy Jemmy
You are my favourite rock
From the precious stones cotton sock

Oh Jemaine (do do do do do do)
Ah Jemmy Jemmy
You helped me beat A.D.D.
When the other kids were bullying me.

I just canï¿½t believe the way you play your guitary (donï¿½t let it touch the door)
All you need now is to wear is a pretty sari (and youï¿½ll be the best actooooor)

Your gems are crystallizing Jemmy
Donï¿½t let them take too long Jemmy

Or theyï¿½ll get way to big (no no no!)

Iï¿½m swimming in jewels Jemmy
Yes Iï¿½m swimming in jewels Jemmy
Now Iï¿½m drowning in jewels Jemmy

Theyï¿½re getting too big (no no no!)
Iï¿½m drowning in jewels Jemmy

Oh Jemaine (do do do do do do)
My plutonic rocking Jem
All these jewels aint helping my health
Oh dear now I want to kill myself!

Ah Jemaine, Jemaine, jemmy, jemmy, Ah Jemaine, Jemaine, jemmy jemmy, my life is over nowï¿½ï¿½