Saint Clement's - A Jemaine Clement Fansite

Figwit is fine (onions peeling)

Sing to the tune of 'The tide is high' (and don't tell me you don't know the tune - as if it hasn't been overplayed enough). By Jem's Jess.

Figwit is fine
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be Jemï¿½s number one
I'm not the kinda girl
Who loses Jem just like that (Oh no)

It's not the Jem you are
That makes me laugh so bad
But it's the way your name does sound
That kills meee!
I'm not the kinda girl
Who loses Jem just like that
*Oh no*

Figwit is fine
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be Jemï¿½s number one
Figwit is fine
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be Jemï¿½s number one

number one
number one

All the Elves want you
To be their man
But I'll bid my time
Cause Iï¿½m your fan
I'm not the kinda girl
Who loses Jem just like that
Oh no

Figwit is fine
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be Jemï¿½s number one
Figwit is fine
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be Jemï¿½s number one

number one
number one

Every time that an onions peeling
Jem yï¿½know that you hit the ceiling
Every time that I think
you fear me
it really does rip, tear
and kill me
But yï¿½know that
I wonï¿½t take
off to france now,
I'm gonna make
it happen somehow
Figwit watch out
Iï¿½m gonna get my treasure
Hehehe Jemaine
My simple pleasure

All the Elvies want you
To be their man
But I'll bid my time
Cause Iï¿½m your fan
I'm not the kinda girl
Who loses Jem just like that
Oh no

Figwit is fine
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be Jemï¿½s number one
Figwit is fine
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be Jemï¿½s number one

Every time that an onions peeling
Jem yï¿½know that you hit the ceiling
Every time that I think
you fear me
it really does rip, tear
and kill me
But yï¿½know that
I wonï¿½t take
Off to france now,
I'm gonna make
it happen somehow
Figwit watch out
Iï¿½m gonna get my treasure
Hehehe Jemaine
My simple pleasure

Figwit is fine
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be Jemï¿½s number one
Figwit is fine
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be Jemï¿½s number one