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Tuesday:
06 July, 2004 - 20:32
:FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
COMIC POSTERS: A STARTLING NEW WAY TO EXPERIENCE COMIC BOOK STORYTELLING!
Daniel Lundie
Thursday:
24 June, 2004 - 22:41
Also, someone's (not me) found these AMAZING SPIDERMAN STRIPS on the web - click on the image to go to the source and hit refresh to see new ones. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE NOT MINE! Some are really funny, others are distasteful - you have been warned!
And here for posterity is my latest doodle for Millarworld ... and yes, the hand is supposed to have three fingers
Tuesday:
08 June, 2004 - 13:02 The Singhsons
And seeing as Election fever is upon us (vote on 10th June you bastards!) - time for some anti-Bush games -
First is Bush Shootout! Starring G.W. and Condoleeza!
Next is my favourite - The Bush Game! Starring Mr. T, Fat He-Man, Hulk Hogan, Michael Moore, Christopher Reeve, Rosie O'Donnell, the Tellytubbies and the entire senate!
Thursday:
03 June, 2004 - 10:30
Also, a small sketch inspired by Dilbert -
Friday:
28 May, 2004 - 17:38
Sunday:
23 May, 2004 - 20:29
I've never stuck to the speed-limit and obeyed the Highway Code so fastidiously in my life.
So if the gov't want to enforce speed-cameras - why don't they fit machine-guns to them? They could shoot out the tyres, and trust me, no boy-racer's gonna speed again.
Thursday:
20 May, 2004 - 11:48
We've also got The Exorcist- re-enacted in 30 seconds by Bunnies.
Oh yeah, Web-Shite has officially received an A- grade as part of the University of Glamorgan module. Good on you lecturer!
Wednesday:
05 May, 2004 - 12:05
My many thanks to all my fellow students who have linked to my page.
To return the favour, Web-Shite is now linked to you! Till death do us part!
Check out the Contemparies in the links section.
NOW.
Tuesday:
20 April, 2004 - 22:43
A few minor tweaks which I won't bore you with, but the major change is the navigation system on every page.
You've now got a Back button (if you're too lazy to press the one on your browser), another Home-page anchor and another anchor that will zoom you to the top of the page - you lucky, lucky people, you.
I shall take a few lines to thank a few people - first off is Lizzie, my alcoholic-half, thank you for pestering your friends to visit.
Next, I want to thank mam, for bringing me back 200 benson & hedges from Greece.
Also, thanks to Nurse Lynfa, who diagnosed me with asthma, and cured me of the 12-hour asthma attack I had. That was a fun day.
Thanks to John Young, head-teach of Glam Uni's Foundation Year, for arranging my photo and inflicting it (with wise words) in the Foundation Literature/Brochure/Thingy. I hope I don't scare too many potential students away.
Seeing as I'm sucking up, many thanks to Sheenagh Pugh, tutor of this module for patiently answering my questions and explaining what an internet was.
Without Sheenagh's teaching, Web-Shite may never have existed - and where would you be without that, eh?
Tuesday:
14 April, 2004 - 00:45
The Gallery is now pretty much completed, I do have more pics, but the animals are attacking me in them.
Oh yes, have added more wise words of wisdom to the Bio.
Wednesday:
31 March, 2004 - 18:40
First, we gots a new Gallery section, chocka with visual masterpieces by me. No naked pics, yet, Boots refuses to process them.
Secondly, there's two new additions to Planet Fiction - The Justice Cabinet of Extra-Ordinary MPs! and Lemon Tree.
As dead-line season is now fashionable, the next few weeks will be spent trimming, checking and maintaining the site - so I'm not creating any new pieces till after May 5th.
But I do hope to have some photos up in the gallery soon ...
Monday:
22 March, 2004 - 14:52
We gots a new "Web-Shite" logo which also functions as a permanent anchor-link to the homepage!
Also, everyone's favouritest talking fag-packet now doubles as an index-anchor!
He's not too happy about it though ...
Oh, GTFM interview was cool, but they did play Britney during it :(
She's toxic ...
Monday:
08 March, 2004 - 14:50
I command you to listen...
Monday:
23 February, 2004 - 20:50
Now Reading Paul Auster's 'The Book of Illusions' ...
Breaking News! The Last MKSupper may or may not be read by yours truly (along with an interview) on GTFM 106.9 in the near future - stay tuned!
Get it? Stay tuned?
Wednesday:
18 February, 2004 - 22:21
Starting the 11th book in
Darren Shan's series - Lake of Souls.
Happy birthday Dad!
Monday:
16 February, 2004 - 15:30
It is my cordial duty to announce some new arrivals to
Planet Fiction!
Bro / ken Mirror
I command you to read them. Now.
Wednesday:
11 February, 2004 - 10:54
If I was only allowed to own one thing, one item, it would be a spoon.
A spoon is not a spoon. A spoon is a communication device, a meeting place for mouth and soup. A good spoon can carve a steak, but a steak-knife can't capture soup.
We use spoons to feed our babies and dig our graves. A spoon can be deadly in a fight if you've perfected your gouging technique.
Spoons are portable mirrors, weapons, cutlery, musical-instruments, currency (if they're made of silver), shovels, tea-stirrers, and most importantly ...
what am I on about?
I think someone put acid in my
corn-flakes ...
Monday:
09 February, 2004 - 15:57
Also the first entry in Planet Fiction is ready -
Ostriches. Enjoy!
Sunday:
08 February, 2004 - 17:54
Focking
'Robot Wars'
What is the obsession with middle-aged nerds and buzz-saws? I admit, I watched the first series when Jeremy Clarkson presented it. Then he started taking his career seriously.
But now I'm just bored.
Where do these people come from? They spend �3000+ on these minitature weapons-of-mass-destruction instead of taking the family on hols for the past 5 years.
Picture this domestic scene: Every day, for the past 3 years, wheels have disappeared from shopping trolleys. Mower-engines vanish in the night. Copious amounts of plastic and wood are rescued from skips.
Then one sunday morning - a earth-shaking roar wakes the household.
These geeks tinker and potter in their garages, mixing gallons of diesel with home-made flame-throwers in the hope of creating a robot so powerful, so impressive - that they have to name it D1LD0 Mark 2.
And then they put it into an arena on telly, where it bristles with violence, before the young son piloting it, drives it into the first pit.
I remembe when I was a wee lad and my dad bought me a 'Maplin' DIY Fuse-Tester.
After burning all feeling from my fingers with the soldering-iron and scorching my name into the kitchen table, I finally finished it - except it wasn't a fuse-tester - it was now some sort of device that beeped whenever picked up.
After this mistake, I vowed never to do anything productive again.
So my theory is: these MENSA rejects set out to make, oh I don't know, a spice-rack for the missus. But end up with a chainsaw-edged frisbee on wheels with 1000hp and a nuclear engine. It's also bigger than the dog.
So why not enter it on telly and pretend your 'son' built it? I'll tell you why - you can spend 2 years planning and devising weapons and counter-measures and strategy - but as soon as you enter the arena, it get's flipped on it's back and becomes as useful as condoms in the Pope's wallet.
I guess all I'm saying is, don't spend the kid's university money on home-made lawn-mowers of mass destruction.
Saturday:
07 February, 2004 - 14:24
Monday :
19 January, 2004 - 14:46
In the mean time, feel free to send me money or grapes...
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