| My Top Ten |
| I present, for your entertainment and amusment, my top ten |
| Ways to waste your summer |
| 1) Sleep Look at it this way, if you sleep all summer, then you won't have to once you get back to college. Therefore more time for homework, etc. Therefore - you are a more productive person. It's genius, honest. 2) Find a job you hate and do it full time, 6 days a week. I tried this one last summer and it's fantastic. Believe me, you don't know the dark depths of the human soul untill you work at a coffee shop where the boss's sole concearn is whether the teaspoons are in the teaspoon tray (and yes Helen - the spoons DO exist) 3) Waste money (from the job u hate - see, continuity) Look, I need 15 pairs of trousers, ok? 4) Go to parties You think teenagers are wild, drug-taking crazy people. Well then this will be an education. I went to someones 18th a lil' while ago and by 7.30 we were on the hard stuff, thats right - TEA. We were all drinking tea and eating rich tea biscuits, at an 18th birthday party. Naturally I won't tell you this was Dave Richard's party, cuz I wouldn't want to embarass him... 5) Cultivate a new hobby Like S&M, or satanism. And remember, you should put all your extra-curricular activities on your personal statement (be original they told me...) 6) Talk about the weather Your in Britian, one day, you'll be an adult - so get used to talking about the weather. Look it was sunny last week and now it's raining, I've almost died from the shock. 7) Do college work I'm actually dead against this idea, it's just an excuse to bitch about the 4 PAGE ESSAY I'm supposed to write for phsycology over the holidays. It's not fair, whaaaaaa.... 8) Learn how to drive y'know, the kangaroo-hopping thing is actually kinda fun, I think I'll always drive this way 9) Work on a website you know only about 10 people will look at ok, I'm running out of ideas so time for some shameless advertising - spread the word of the Jaffa-fairy, bring joy to all... 10) Sit around at home, not doing much, basicly waiting for the new term to start which is how most of my 'amazing summer' plans end up :) |
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