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| No. 1) James Marsters Reason - Because he is a bleach-haired God Conditions - To speak in his british accent 24/7 No. 2) Brian Big-Brother-Winner Reason - Because he is cute and a laf Conditions - To give up this silly homosexuality business, it's just a phase dear. No. 3) Rupert Giles (he's NOT a fictional character, damnit) Reason - So we cld have long, meaningful conversations about literature Conditions - Well firstly, he'd have to promise neva 2 go near that skinny slut of a slayer eva again :) No. 4) Graham Norton Reason - To add my comic genius to his show Conditions - to let me gently help him re-assess some of his clothing choices No. 5) Rory Gould Reason - Cuz he promised to punch every other future-husband if he wasn't included (only kidding hunn - it's cuz i'm the only one with the power 2 torture u 4eva) Conditions - NO MORE SLIPKNOT No. 6) Elijah Wood Reason - Cuz he's a cute lil' pixie-child. Conditions - To grow at least to 6 foot No. 7) Alan Rowe (sorry Helen) Reason - Because 2gether we wld produce the most stylishly decorated house the world has eva seen Conditions - He will NOT christen our children and he will NOT be allowed ne magnolia paint. No. 8) Stephan Fry (everyone looks at jenny in disgust) Reason - Cuz he talks in such a kewl way Conditions - To become at least 20 years younger by our wedding day No. 9) Toby Newson Reason - Because at the age of 10 I made a �500 bet with my mum that I wld marry him, and I need the money :) Conditions - To stop his alter-ego (throx) having sex wiv Helens alter-ego (Ellen) No. 10) Jack from Will and Grace Reason - Beacuse then I cld become Karen and all my dreams wld be realised Conditions- As before - to stop finding men attractive. |
| There Have been some requests to update this list, as many are not longer applicable. However i cannot be bothered. But needless to say - I no longer have any desire to marry Rory Gould, so he can now play as much slipknot as he likea. Also I now doubt Helen cares if I marry Alan or not (yet she might get a lil' annoyed if I married a certain Mr Tim, but I wldn't dream of it). Also a young man by the name of Ed Sherman has shot up to the top of my 'people to marry' chart, perhaps even overtaking James Marsters - dare I say it. |
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