| Top Ten |
| I present, for your entertainment and amusment my top ten |
| People Who Must Die In King's Lynn |
| 1) Old people who walk slowly Reason - If you can't keep up with the flow of traffic, then you shouldn't be allowed out in public. 2) Girls that are thinner then me. Reason - Damn them, being all thin and cute and making me look bad, don't they realise I'm a goddess? 3) Girls that are prettier than me. Reason - See above. 4) Cute boys that don't catch my eye when I play the catching-the-eye-of cute-boys game. Reason - It just spoils everyones fun. 5) People who look miserable. Reason - Don't they realise that the world is a place of endless fasination and joy? 6) Women with too much make-up. Reason - Come on loves, your letting the side down. 7)Women with too little clothing. Reason - For health purposes more than anything else, the poor dears look freezing. 8)Screaming babies. Reason - The sound makes my maternal instinct kick in. And thats just WRONG. 9) People with annoying ringtones. Reason - They should be arrested for disturbing the peace. 10) People with collection boxes. Reason - My social conciense (damn spelling) is just fine thanks. |