Lois & Clark Season 4.wav files

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ashamed.wav

4:01:LOTF

Lois

Boy, should you be ashamed of yourself!

dontstop.wav

4:01:LOTF

Lois

don't stop!

illusion.wav

4:01:LOTF

Lois

You're just an illusion, not here

inspect.wav

4:01:LOTF

Clark

I do NOT inspect women Ching. I'm telling you that... that... that that this could be a really good custom

yesclark.wav

4:01:LOTF

Lois

Oh yes, yes, oh Clark!

yourhere.wav

4:01:LOTF

Lois, Clark

Lois: Oh god, oh, if this isn't real, I don't wanna know. Clark: Told you I'd come back. Lois: Mmm you did, kiss me. Clark: mmm. I don't have a lot of time to see you. Lois: Why are you here? Clark: Change of plans. Lois: Oh, don't stop. What about your people? Clark: They're here too. Lois: Don't ever leave me again! Clark: I won't.

cmdr.wav

4:02:BE

Kal-El

I am your Commander!

daymetu.wav

4:02:BE

Clark, Lois

I kept waiting for this incredible feeling of connection, like I was exactly where I belonged, but that's only happened once in my life. L: When? C: The day I met you.

marryme.wav

4:02:BE

Clark, Lois

C: Marry me, Lois. Let's not plan, let's not wait, let's not let clonemakers, or psycho psychiatrists, or women who shrink people into little people keep us apart. Just marry me. L: You know, that's precisely what I was thinking.

newsuit.wav

4:02:BE

Lois, Kal-El

L: You do look good. Really, great, in the new suit. C: You think, you don't like the blue and the cape? L: Oh, no, I'm not knocking the blue suit. It's just that this is more... more!

whoami.wav

4:02:BE

Kal-El

Who am I Jen-Mai? I am your commander!

onclock.wav

4:02:BE?

Lois

Do you mind? I'm on the clock here.

gothere.wav

4:03:STG

Clark

don't go there!

help1.wav

4:03:STG

Lois

Superman is a very good friend of ours, and, well if he thought you were helping Myrtle in any way, well, the phrase 'god help you' would take on a whole new meaning because... only god could!

kiss4.wav

4:03:STG

Mike

Lois and Clark, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

vows.wav

4:03:STG

Clark, Lois, Mike

Clark: Lois, I have loved you from the moment I saw you. I love your humour, your passion, the way you just dive right in, even when you shouldn't. Because you refuse to just watch. You demand that it be a better place, and because of you, it is. And today I want to give you as much of the world as I can; so I give you my heart, my soul, our future. Lois: Clark, you're my best friend. Until I met you I never had best friends, and falling in love with you has been so easy, I don't know why I fought it so long. You have such gentle grace, and such quiet strength, and mostly, such incredible kindness. I have never known anyone with as pure a heart. And so today, I give you my love, and my honour, and our life, together. Mike: Lois and Clark, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

abstain.wav

4:04:SM

Clark, HGWells, Lois

CK: Do we even have a choice? HG: Abstinence. L: no way, CK No. not a chance, forget it!

dejavu.wav

4:04:SM

Tempus

Woo! Talk aboutcher déjà vu!

horsebak.wav

4:04:SM

Lois

Nothing like bouncing up and down on horseback to get your juices flowing

noclothz.wav

4:04:SM

Clark

Something tells me we're not gonna need a lot of clothes

oneway.wav

4:04:SM

Lois, Clark

L: I hope you don't do everything that fast! C: Hmm there's one way to find out!

sheesh.wav

4:04:SM

Clark

This sounds like a job for... The Lone Rider, sheesh!

spildrop.wav

4:04:SM

Clark

Didn't spill a drop!

whatwear.wav

4:04:SM

Clark

Where are we? What am I wearing?

cduh.wav

4:04:Soulmates

Lois

Duh!

makeit.wav

4:05:BY

Lois

How are we gonna make it through the day?

moments.wav

4:05:BY

Clark, Lois

C: The truth is, no-one knows how long they've got. Anyway, it's not the years that count, it's the moments, right now, as they happen. L: Well, how do you suggest we make the most of this moment? C: Maybe we could look at wallpaper samples? L: Wallpaper samples? C: Well, what do you think for this room? Wood panelling? Aged down walls? L: You didn't!

more.wav

4:05:BY

Lois, Clark

L: Wow! C: I know. L: That was... C: I mean... L: Exactly. The only thing I'd like more would be... C: More? L: Yes!

noidea.wav

4:05:BY

Clark

I have NO idea what you're talking about

obsess.wav

4:05:BY

Lois, Clark

L: You're obsessing. C: Well, it bothers me. I mean, a bank robber? L: Clark, nobody's perfect. OK, scratch that. You're perfect.

ohhhh.wav

4:05:BY

Lois, Clark

L: mmmm! C: MMMM!

perfect.wav

4:05:BY

Clark, Lois

Clark: Lois, it's perfect!. Mmmm it's better than perfect. At least, it was for me. Lois: Clark! It was perfect!

soigrin.wav

4:05:BY

Lois, Clark

Lois: So what are you grinning at? Clark: You. You are brilliant, you are talented, you are gorgeous, and you are my wife. So I grin. Lois: Well, you're not so bad yourself!

worthit.wav

4:05:BY

Lois, Clark

Lois: So it was worth it then? The wait I mean? Clark: Lois, it was perfect, mmm, better than perfect

nitealon.wav

4:06:TPVLL

Lois, Clark

L: I love when you do that. C: Yeah, how about this? L: I can't imagine how I slept all those nights alone before us. C: Mmm.

crazy.wav

4:07:DLW

Clark, Lois

C: Can I ask you a question? L: Yes sweetheart? C: Are you crazy?!

creak.wav

4:07:DLW

Policeman, Clark

Policeman: Was that a creak? Clark: Was what a creak? P: Thought I heard a creak. C: I didn't hear a creak. P: Coulda' sworn I heard a creak. C: Wasn't a creak. P: No creak? C: No creak at all.

goodtime.wav

4:07:DLW

Lois

Well, you know how to show a girl a good time!

grtbody.wav

4:07:DLW

Lois, Clark

L: Is that why you love me? C: You have a really great body

hiho.wav

4:07:DLW

Superman, Klein

S: Hiho, Dr Klein. K: hiho?

llbest.wav

4:07:DLW

Clark, Lois

Clark: Ta dum! Lois: You... are the best!

squaggle.wav

4:07:DLW

Clark

Uh! ... Oooh! (grunting)

anywork.wav

4:09:Ghosts

Perry

Awww does anybody still work here?

shutup.wav

4:09:Ghosts

Lois/Katy Banks

Don't listen to me! I'm not me! Shutup! You shut up!

tights.wav

4:10:STP

Lois

You know what I think? I think you have a real problem with the fact that I'm the one in the family wearing the tights. Pants, I mean, pants.

mxykiss.wav

4:11:TTNBM

Lois, Clark

L: I mean, I may not be able to see through walls, but right this second, I feel like I can see everything through your eyes C: Well then you're the lucky one, cos I'm looking at you.

clhiccup.wav

4:12:LW

Clark

I hiccuped, and our house turned into The Poseidon Adventure

crabby.wav

4:12:LW

Dr Klein

uh-uh, little crabby today?

darn.wav

4:12:LW

Superman, Dr Klein

S: achoooooooooo! K: Darn.

loaded.wav

4:12:LW

Clark

I'm like a loaded gun!

oops.wav

4:12:LW

Clark

oops

disguise.wav

4:13:SLV

Clark

We're so used to this suit being a disguise, honey, but it can't disguise how I feel about you, how we feel about each other.

flyboy.wav

4:13:SLV

Randy Good

Lois and Flyboy will continue in a moment here on ABC

missed.wav

4:13:SLV

Lois

You missed!

puke.wav

4:13:SLV

Randy Good

I think I'm gonna puke!

squiggle.wav

4:13:SLV

Lois

mmhmm, uh, uh-uhuh!

umissed.wav

4:13:SLV

Lois

You missed! Haha

bewaitng.wav

4:14:MJD

Lois

I'll be waiting.

doeduh.wav

4:14:MJD

Tempus

Duh.

ethics.wav

4:14:MJD

Superman

This is a warning. You stay away from her, or I promise you, you will see my ethics disappear.

future.wav

4:14:MJD

Clark, Lois

C: Honey, you can do this later.L: I was just thinking about the future. C: Well the future can wait. Come on, I'll help you get back to sleep. L: Mmm. C: Or not. L: Probably right, the future's overrated anyway, couldn't possibly get any better than this. C: Mmm-mm, mm mm mm.

future2.wav

4:14:MJD

Lois, Clark

L: future's overrated anyway, couldn't possibly get any better than this. C: Mmm-mm, mm mm mm.

lovelove.wav

4:14:MJD

Lois, Clark

L: I love you Clark. C: I love you Lois

makelove.wav

4:14:MJD

Lois

Make love to me Clark!

niceguy.wav

4:14:MJD

Tempus

John Doe is a darn nice guy!

fiend.wav

4:15:LACS

HG Wells, Tempus

You are a fiend beyond comprehension! T: And a good dancer. But enough small talk!

heck.wav

4:15:LACS

Clark

what the heck?

kiss.wav

4:15:LACS

Lois, Clark

kissing

likespin.wav

4:15:LACS

Alt Clark

You know, I kinda like that spin thing!

pocklint.wav

4:15:LACS

Lois, Tempus

Lois: You are dirt, you are filth, you're pocket lint. You are pocket lint in the pockets of lawyers! Tempus:

sidesplt.wav

4:15:LACS

Tempus

Ha, ha, oh Lois, ever the funster, stop my sides are splitting

splittng.wav

4:15:LACS

Tempus

stop. My sides are splitting.

8days.wav

4:16:AKAS

Lois, Clark

Do you realise it's been over a week since we've made love?" "8 days, 6 hours, 4 minutes and 2 seconds, but who's counting?

97%match.wav

4:16:AKAS

Superman, Jimmy

Superman: You were a 97% match? Jimmy: Yup Superman: really? Jimmy:Yup

alnatlst.wav

4:16:AKAS

Lois, (Clark, kissing)

brthday.wav

4:16:AKAS

Lois, Clark

L: Happy Birthday! C: Mmm thankyou

clumsy.wav

4:16:AKAS

Lois

clumsy me!

girlfrnd.wav

4:16:AKAS

Lois

Uh huh! Girlfriend we're not out of this yet!

lonely.wav

4:16:AKAS

Lois

Are these from the sick? Or the lonely? Or both?!

louder.wav

4:16:AKAS

Clark

Honey, could you say that a little louder, I don't think everybody heard you.

noise.wav

4:16:AKAS

Jimmy

heh. Are, uh, are we going to be making a lot of noise?

notgood.wav

4:16:AKAS

Lois

Oh, that's not good. No, no no, that's not good either!

panic.wav

4:16:AKAS

Lois

OK, now is the time to panic

pasta.wav

4:16:AKAS

Clark

We're not going to get any work done tonight anyway; you KNOW what Pasta does to me!

prioritz.wav

4:16:AKAS

Clark, Lois

Clark: I gotta prioritise. Besides I think I should really spend my time on much more important things. Lois: Mmm. But I'm telling you that this is really important. And see then Superman would feel all the good. Clark: Superman's feeling really good. Lois: I know he does. But I'm your wife, and I think you should take it!

silvrwre.wav

4:16:AKAS

Clark

You should see her with silverware, it's not a pretty sight, so we'll just take it away.

tellme.wav

4:16:AKAS

Clark

tell me about it.

wv.wav

4:16:AKAS

G Grady (the villain)

Maybe next time West Virginia will take more time coming up with an original name.

comefrom.wav

4:17:FTASV

Lois

Where did *that* come from?

precautn.wav

4:17:FTASV

Lois, Clark

We can wait till tomorrow to find out who created her. Clark: Mmmhmm. Lois: And I... Clark: Honey, honey, what about precautions? Lois: Oh right. Clark: Should I? Lois: No! I got it.

steel.wav

4:17:FTASV

Clark, Lois

Clark: Ah, I am Superman. Lois: Mmmm! The Man of Steel!

upoops.wav

4:17:FTASV

Clark

Oop-oops! Here he comes!

moan.wav

4:17:FTSAV

Clark

mmmm! MMMM!

ltlroom.wav

4:18:SOAD

Dr Klein, Superman

K: Well there is one last test I need to run, it'll only take a moment S: Great, can we do it right now? K: Well, right, yeah, ok. Well then , why don't you just step down the hall into that little room, and we'll... we'll go from there. S: Which little room? K: That little room, there. S: Just me? K: Just you. S: Alone? K: Alone. S: What's in the room? K: Nothing's in the room S: Nothing? K: No, alright, a couple of magazines, S: oh, OK. I don't understand. What exactly is supposed to happen in there? K: Oh god, get me on the plane right now!

calmdown.wav

4:20:IGYUMS

Clark (possessed)

Ok, Calm down, calm down, just relax

ckseyes.wav

4:20:IGYUMS

Clark, Lois

C: What? L: I can't believe the first time I looked into your eyes, I didn't instantly know you were the man I'd spend my life with!

killmood.wav

4:20:IGYUMS

Clark (possessed)

Terrorists! Woman really knows how to kill a mood.

nipper.wav

4:21:TS

Clark

Awww, wouldja look at the little nipper? Flying already

creation.wav

4:22:FH

Clark

C: Everytime, *every* time we make love, we *make* love. That's the strongest life force there is, and whether or not that results in another little person, it for me it *is* creation. (Lois: Oh, Clark!) You fill me with life!"

fillme.wav

4:22:FH

Clark

You fill me with life

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