This consists of my current list of Lois & Clark wav files from Season 2.
Here are links to Season 1, Season 3 & Season 4.
My "unidentified flying wavs" page contains "other" wavs including advertisements, commercial lead-ins, music and bloopers, as well as a few wavs I couldn't identify.
If you would like copies of any of these .wavs, please email me at:
[email protected]If you would like copies of ALL of these .wavs, or of a lot of them, or of some of the large ones which will jam up my mailbox when they bounce back to me if there's not room in your mailbox when I send them to you, please see below with regard to the L&C CD Rom!
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speakers |
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kerth2.wav |
2:02:WOS |
Perry |
Allright everybody let's gather round, listen up. The nominations for the Kerth Investigative Journalism Prize are in and I'm happy to announce that one of our very own has gotten the nod. |
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kerth3.wav |
2:02:WOS |
Clark, Lois |
C: Since we already went ahead and made plans, I was wondering if you'd like to go to the Kerth awards? L: You mean, as your date? C: I was gonna go as yours. L: So you want me to hang on your arm and smile and tell people how proud I am of the great big reporter man? C: Sounds good to me! |
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kerth4.wav |
2:02:WOS |
Perry |
P: Haha! Oh boy, what an evening! I'll tell you now I know exactly how the Colonel felt when Elvis brought home that first gold record. C: Yeah. P: Clark, I'm so proud of you, I can't see straight! |
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kerth5.wav |
2:02:WOS |
Lois, Clark |
L: So, how did I rate as a date? C: Oh, A-Plus. L: I hung on your arm decoratively. C: You did, L: fawned appropriately, C: Absolutely. L: and just faded into the background during your big moment. C: You were beautiful, yet immutable L: Mmm make me go through another night like that and I'll rip out your spleen! C: Ok, fair enough. |
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likelighting.wav |
2:02:WOS |
Superman |
I like the lighting; makes them look... bigger. |
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mydress.wav |
2:04:Prankster |
Lois, Clark |
L: Jimmy gimme back my dress. C: Now there's something you don't hear around the newsroom every day. |
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hedied.wav |
2:07:TOGOM |
Lois |
He died without ever knowing...I never told him... |
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dixie.wav |
2:08:BFTB |
TV Newscaster |
Strange Visitor from the heart of Dixie. |
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resplend.wav |
2:08:BFTB |
TV Announcer |
It's Resplendent Man! Strange visitor from the heart of Dixie. |
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fair.wav |
2:09:SG |
Lois |
Gee that's really fair. |
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loisisin.wav |
2:09:SG |
Clark |
Lois is in trouble! Lois is in trouble! |
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lovexmas.wav |
2:09:SG |
Lois, Clark |
L: A little heavy on the red and green, don't you think? C: Why? You don't like it? L: Do I have a choice? C: Excuse me? L: Well, it's just that it's everywhere! Ribbons and wreaths and mistletoe and trees and santas and elves, and Frosty the Snowman, and Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer! Pounding you in the face, over and over 'you must love christmas, you must love christmas, you must love christmas!' C: I guess this means we won't be carolling tonight, huh? L: No, it's just that for once I would like to feel christmas, you know, discover it, unwrap it and be surprised by how wonderful it is, instead of having it relentlessly shoved in my face like half-off coupons at a swap meet. C: I know what you mean, it's like christmas has become so big, it's like a whale and we're all minnows! L: Well, this year I'm not going to be a minnow! I'm going to take control and I'm gonna have the christmas I want. C: Oh, that's excellent. |
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women.wav |
2:09:SG? |
??, Lois, Clark |
??:Women! Lois: Men! Clark: Children! They're all children! |
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coffee.wav |
2:11:COS |
Lois |
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whata.wav |
2:11:COS |
Lois |
Lois: What a day this has been! What a rare mood I'm in! |
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askdate.wav |
2:13:TP |
Clark, Lois |
CK: Lois, I want you to go out with me! L: What? You're asking me out? CK: Yeah, you know, like, on a date. LL: A date, you mean like a real date, where I take out my good perfume, the one that I got after I saw Love Affair, the good one, not the remake and I put a dab behind my ear, I don't know why? CK: Yeah, I guess that's what I'm saying. LL: Well, that's, Well, I, I just, I don't know what to say!" |
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lampfall.wav |
2:13:TP |
Clark, Lois |
C: I - I, oh! Ooh! L: aah! C; um... L: sorry! |
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so_so.wav |
2:13:TP |
Clark, Lois, Jimmy |
Clark: So. Lois: So. Jimmy: Am I interrupting something? Clark: No Lois: No, no. |
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medicate.wav |
2:15:ROTP |
FBI Agent |
Are you on any type of medication, ma'am? |
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dontlet.wav |
2:16:LL |
Clark |
Don't let it happen again. |
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express.wav |
2:16:LL |
Clark, Lois |
C: You know, when you think about it, the only time people ever really seem to express themselves is when they're passionate, and that polite veneer of society drops off. You know, like when they're fighting. L: Or make love. |
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llcoffee.wav |
2:16:LL |
Lois, Clark |
L: Oh, god this is exactly why we shouldn't go out! C: All I said was 'hi'. L:Yes, I know and a dozen thoughts went through my mind. You know, how's my makeup? do I smell good? Do I have coffee breath? See, and all that was just with you saying hi, what's gonna happen when you start saying words with more than one syllable? C: What did they put in your coffee this morning? |
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smokin.wav |
2:16:LL |
Clark |
Ssssssmokin! |
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upgood.wav |
2:17:Resurrection |
Lois |
It's up! It's good! |
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blinded.wav |
2:18:TF |
Lois |
Oh, no, I meant about, being Galactically Stupid. W: No. No, no Miss Lane, not stupid, blind. This is one of the many things that makes your story so timeless; why children never tire of hearing it at bedtime; why parents never outgrow it, generation after generation. We are all blinded by love Miss Lane, especially that one great love that changes us forever. |
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chair.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
I'll go to jail, I'll strap myself into the electric chair, just don't make me listen to this! |
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channels.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
There are 9000 channels and *nothing* on! |
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choking.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
Oh, excuse me, but I'm in danger of choking on my own vomit. |
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duh.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
Duh. |
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galactic.wav |
2:18:TF |
Lois |
L: What do you think I am? Galactically stupid? |
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gstupid.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
Galactically Stupid! |
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hello!duh.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
Hello? Duh! |
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helloduh.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
Hello! Duh! Clark Kent is Superman! |
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howdumb.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
How dumb was she? |
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irony.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
God! I love irony! |
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letitgo.wav |
2:18:TF |
Clark |
C: Lois, do the words 'let it go' mean anything to you? |
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ohplease.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
Oh please! |
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poof.wav |
2:18:TF |
HG Wells |
Yes, yes, yes quite. If she did, she would have been caught in the, ah, poof! The interdimensional vortex. |
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secretid.wav |
2:18:TF |
Clark |
Glasses, secret identity, seemed like a good idea at the time. |
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vomit.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
Oh, excuse me, but I'm in danger of choking on my own vomit. |
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whatever.wav |
2:18:TF |
Tempus |
whatever |
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sucker.wav |
2:18:TF? |
Lois |
Do I have sucker stamped on my forehead? Or maybe you think I'm the dumbest person on the planet? |
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701.wav |
2:20:IR |
Lois, Clark |
I don't know what to say. "Say you'll go out with me tonight, and I promise you I will NOT disappear" "Alright, you can pick me up at 7." "Okay" |
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howfeel.wav |
2:20:IR |
Dr Friskin |
And how did that make you feel? |
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beverage.wav |
2:22:ATAI |
Bobby Bigmouth, Lois |
B: Wait a minute, you don't have any crackers? No nuts? L: Ice? B: Oh come on, what am I? A beverage? |
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heknows.wav |
2:22:ATAI |
Lois, Superman |
L: If... anything hhhhhappens, tell Clark that I love him. S: He knows, but I'll tell him. |
I would like to thank the following people for their help in identifying some of these wavs for me:
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One of the wonderful FoLC out there has produced a CD containing all and more of these wavs, together with avis, movs, pictures and a whole episode in real-player format. For information on purchasing the CD, click here.
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Last Updated on 12/07/98
By Jenny Stosser