Lois & Clark Season 3.wav files

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blahblah.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Lois, Clark

Lois: Anyway, guess we should try and find the bomb, catch the bad guys, blah blah blah; we can get out of here and talk. Clark: Good plan

brncells.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Bill Church

Ah, he's losing brain cells by the second.

cantfly.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Lois

That is *so* unfair. You *know* I can't fly.

dating.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Lois, Perry

L: And Clark asked me to marry him! P: Lois, don't you think you oughtta try dating first?

food.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Lois, Superman

L: Well, since you asked. What took you an hour? S: A nuclear reactor was melting down in Philadelphia, what's your point? L: I just think maybe you're taking my jeopardy a little for granted these days. S: What?! L: Oh, you know, I can understand, it's not the same new sizzling romance. I don't look at you like some moony eyed cheerleader and maybe you look at me differently too. I'm just good old Lois, get to me whenever. S: That's ridiculous. L: Well, just food for thought.

gotham.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Clark, Lois

C: I did get things out in the open, starting with, "Will you marry me?" L: No I got things out in the open starting with, "You are Superman". C: A little louder, I don't think they heard you in Gotham City. L: Speaking of which, when were you planning on telling me? The honeymoon? Our first anniversary? When the kids started flying around the house? C: First I needed to know that you would marry me, not Superman, not his powers, just me, Clark. I needed to know that, OK? Then I was gonna tell you everything.

philly.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Superman

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

stars.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Superman, Lois

Lois: So beautiful! Superman: I used to come up here a lot by myself, and just drift; not part of the stars, not part of the earth, not really knowing where I fit in, until I met you. Lois: Oh Clark. Clark: Lois, I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you as long as you need. Lois: I want you to know I love you and you're not alone any more.

thing.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Mindy, Lois

Mindy: Hey, are you guys a thing? Lois: Excuse me? Mindy: You going out? You seem like a thing. Not a very happy thing...

thought.wav

3:01:WHALTTA

Mindy Church

I have a kind of a thought

blow.wav

3:02:OP

Lois

Now blow, blow! Faster!

blushing.wav

3:02:OP

Mindy Church

Oh look hunky! She's blushing!

camping.wav

3:02:OP

Lois, Clark

Lois: This is exactly what I thought Camping with Clark would be like. Clark: Well Lois, you *are* camping with Clark.

dream.wav

3:02:OP

Lois

You know, I dreamed of this. Spending the night in your arms. First it was Superman I dreamed of, then it was Clark.

hathair.wav

3:02:OP

Lois, Clark

L: Did I ever tell you why I gave up my crush on Superman? Because he is a fantasy. And did I ever tell you why I fell in love with Clark? Because he's real and that's what I want. CC: You do? L: Yeah, he's got problems and insecurities and ... hat hair. C: I do *not* have hathair!

insane.wav

3:02:OP

Lois

I think you should know: This man is insane

mother.wav

3:02:OP

Lois, Clark

L: I'm just never going to be as good of a mother as yours was? What do I know about it? Your parents made marriage look fun, mine made it look like a root canal. C: Lois. L: My mother was always depressed, my sister wouldn't come out of her room, my father only related to cyborgs. I didn't want a family, I ran away as far as I could. C: OK, so your parents made some mistakes, that doesn't mean you're going to. L:How do you know? C: Because I hear that the guy who wants to marry you is really really terrific.

neck.wav

3:02:OP

Lois, Clark

L: Where's the suit? C: What suit? I don't have the suit. I left it at home. It's just you and me, Joe and Judy Regular. Wanna neck?

oy.wav

3:02:OP

Lois

oy!

pickthis.wav

3:02:OP

Clark, Lois

Clark: Lois, I kinda have to pick my moment for changing into... Lois: This one! This moment! Pick this one!

scoop.wav

3:02:OP

Clark, Lois

Clark: No scooping, no flying. Lois: You have been scooping and flying, on a fairly regularly basis, ever since I have known you, and now, now that we're surrounded by crazed insects, and murderous plants, now you think it would be a bad time?

sexslave.wav

3:02:OP

Spencer Spencer, Lois

You can be my sex slave! Kill me!

strangev.wav

3:02:OP

Superman

As I am a strange visitor from another planet.

strong.wav

3:02:OP

Lois, Clark

Lois: And then I asked you how you felt about me. Clark: I don't know how I feel about you. There is no one way. I feel so many things. And all at once. Happy; kinda scared too. Excited; calm. Lost; found. I feel safe in a way that I've never known, but endangered too. This thing between us, whatever it is, is stronger than me. being with you is stronger than me alone. That's new to me.

stronger.wav

3:02:OP

Clark

Being with you is stronger than me alone.

waneck.wav

3:02:OP

Clark

Wanna neck?

alien.wav

3:03:Contact

Lois

Maybe you're NOT the only alien on the planet?

hard.wav

3:03:Contact

Clark, Lois

C: It's hard. It's just hard. It's harder than I ever thought it would be. L: We can make it work. I know we can!

love.wav

3:03:Contact

Lois, Clark

Lois: And we can handle this. I realise now that you and I together can handle this. I wanna tell you something. Clark: Lois, I need to tell you something too. Lois: I know it's not the best time, or the most romantic. Clark: Lois. ... I love you.

ghandi.wav

3:04:WIEAK

Lois, Superman

L: Clarkie?! I mean I can live with being replaced, but really... S: At least she's never sacrificed anyone -that I know of. L: Just because his father's in an institution does not mean he thinks he's a druid. S: But it could. L: I think you want Patrick to be guilty. If I were seeing Ghandi, you'd accuse him of being a car thief or something. S: Jealousy? Is that what you think this is about? L: Yes, apparently the green-eyed monster is more powerful than you are. And by the way, I wouldn't be seeing Patrick of Ghandi if you hadn't started this whole thing in the first place. S: There's the bank. I'll drop you at the corner, where you'll be- L: Out of Danger

shut.wav

3:04:WIEAK?

Clark, Lois

both:We should talk.You first. Clark:You know how, because I'm Superman, I've never had a cold, or the flu, so I don't know how that feels. Well, all of that has changed, since I fell in love with you. Lois:You're saying that loving me is like being sick? Clark:Kind of. It's like I had a fever and I got a little delerious, so I said and did some crazy things. But I'm better now. Cured. Lois:So you're not in love with me any more? Clark:Lois, I am completely in love with you! And I realise that turning my back on that love is way more dangerous than any hypothetical criminal could ever be. Lois, I miss you. Lois:Me too. Clark:I've been wrong about some things, but not about this. Lois:No. Clark:No? Lois:Clark, you saved my life today, for the millionth time. You were there for me. Clark:I will always be there for you. Lois:Until the next time you decide to break my heart for my own good. I survived it this time, I don't think I would again. You know, you saving my life does not give you the right

bed.wav

3:05:JSN

Lois, Clark

L: No, this is a bed C: Actually its a very large bed L: This is business

drown.wav

3:05:JSN

Perry

You know that boy would walk on water for you, or drown trying.

flyback.wav

3:05:JSN

Clark, Martha

So what are you saying, I should go crawling back on my hands and knees? No honey, fly back. It's faster.

forever.wav

3:05:JSN

Clark

It's not the M word that makes it forever for me Lois, my love is forever because, because it just is.

gift.wav

3:05:JSN

Lois

You can fly, I can stay mad; its a gift

manofu.wav

3:05:JSN

Jimmy

Well, I used to have a little crush on you. In fact I had this dream... And then you took my hand and said, "Jimmy, I can make a man of you!"

ohboy2.wav

3:05:JSN

Clark

Oh boy.

dumb.wav

3:05:JSN?

Lois

Yes! I love Clark. I love him so much, and he is so dumb!

barf.wav

3:06:DTOSC

Lois

Because they make me wanna barf!

bliss.wav

3:06:DTOSC

Lois, Clark

L: What did you tell them the interview was about? C: Oh, how you too can achieve total and perpetual bliss with the one you love. L: Good! I was wondering how that worked!

bother.wav

3:06:DTOSC

Lois, Clark

L: I was thinking... C: About...L: Little things, all the stupid little things I let bother me, things I kept inside, that keep us apart... C: I know, I was the same way... L: Your parents were right. Not talking about our fears just made 'em worse than they are. C: I guess you don't really want to be Superman, do you? L: No... I guess you think of me as more than a hood ornament? C: I don't even have a car! God, I wish I could touch you. L: Well, you can touch me, with your words. Ever since we met, actually ever since since I took the time to listen, something about you always made sense to me; even when a huge part of you didn't make any sense, there was a part deep down that, that did. That's the part that touches me, that makes sense out of life. C: Lois... L: I know... I know.

hola.wav

3:06:DTOSC

SuperRicky, Clark, Lois

SR: Hola! Clark: Hola? Lois: Hola?

nice.wav

3:06:DTOSC

Lois, Clark

L: What is it? C: Star Labs somethings happening. L: Well, maybe it's Bad Brain... can I go? C: No. L: Come on Clark, we both know I'm gonna go. C: Well, then why do you ask? L: Trying to be nice.

splainin.wav

3:06:DTOSC

Super-Ricky, Lois

Clarkie: Lois, I thin' you got some 'splaining to do. Lois: Clarkie, we're gonna be partners and we're gonna be married, I want to be part of the act. Clarkie: Lois, there are thin's I do, you can' do. Me Superman! Lois: Me Super-wife!

touchu.wav

3:06:DTOSC

Superman

Superman: God, I wish I could touch you.

youcando.wav

3:06:DTOSC

Clarkie

Lois there are things I do, you can' do.

applyice.wav

3:07:UW

Lois

I think you should apply ice. Huh!

blind.wav

3:07:UW

Lois, Superman, Perry

It's Perry and Jimmy, they're gonna know it's me. S: No they won't. L: How blind do you think people are? P: Miss! You saved the Daily Planet! I'm Perry White. You are? S: uh, This is... ah... Ultra-G... woman, Ultra Woman.

briefs.wav

3:07:UW

Lois, Clark

L: Did I tell you how much I hate wearing this costume underneath my clothes? It feels like long underwear. C: Well, it feels good after a while. It's not... believe me you miss it. L: You don't like just wearing your boxers? C: Boxers? I wear briefs. L: I know! C: Lois did you x-ray my...? L: I was just kidding! Geez!

crymask.wav

3:07:UW

Clark, Ultrawoman

C: Hey, what is it? L: I was landing this plane in Paris, and I heard about this mudslide in Brazil and I tried to get there as fast as I could, and I wasn't fast enough., What did I do wrong? How come I couldn't get there faster and why did all those people have to - C: Lois, listen to me. No matter how strong you are, no matter how fast, sometimes it just isn't enough. You have to accept that. L: But what makes me a good reporter is that I don't accept things. And I'm always questioning and I'm never satisfied. And I'm never going to be satisfied with getting there 5 seconds too late. And I don't care what you say, I know it doesn't make you feel good to watch me do what you were born to do. C: I admit I do miss the cape and the S, and this whole bleeding thing is no fun. L: Yeah, crying with this mask isn't so great either C: L: Can't we just bag these lunatics and get things back to normal? C: Yeah.

marry.wav

3:07:UW

Lois

You know, if somebody had asked me three days ago who was the one person in the world I admired most was, I'd have said you, but without really knowing what that meant. It's about understanding that the hardest thing about being you is all the things you can't do. All the cries for help you that can't answer and how that quietly tears you apart. It never stops you. And after living a little of that myself, I realised something, something thatI never thought was possible. C: What? L: I love you more, more than I ever have, and more than I ever thought I could love anyone. And so, I wanna ask, Will you marry me? C: Who's asking? Lois? or Ultrawoman? L: Who's answering? Clark or Superman? C: I'm answering! L: I'm waiting. C: Yes.

ohboy.wav

3:07:UW

Clark

Oh boy.

snug.wav

3:07:UW

Clark

Feels good after a while. Snug

uwhelp.wav

3:07:UW

Clark

I really could use some HELP! Getting out of this.

fonekiss.wav

3:08:COTOC

Clark, Lois

mmmhmmm oh! ,mmmhmmm

lovechld.wav

3:08:COTOC

Clark, Lois, Le-anne S.

C: Jimmy says that we HAVE to turn on channel 6 right now. L: Oh. Wait! I was just about to find out all this juicy stuff about you. VO: Tonight a Top Copy exclusive, we take you live to the home of Ms Le-anne Stepanovich. LAS: Yes, it's true, I can remain silent no more. I had Superman's Love Child!

menhofly.wav

3:08:COTOC

Lois

ahum. I only marry men who fly.

tightpnt.wav

3:08:COTOC?

Jimmy

Hey, CK, what do you think? I mean, if I had Superman's powers, his looks, his tight pants, women falling all over me, I sure might be tempted too! Or not. Probably not. Wouldn't be something I'd think about.

lcwoohoo

3:09:Supermann

Perry

Let's give it up for Lois and Clark! Woo hoo hoo hoo!

married

3:09:Supermann

Klein, Lois

Klein: But he told you to wait for him. Lois: I know. Klein: It's almost like they were married.

pep.wav

3:09:Supermann

Clark, Lois, Perry, Jimmy

Clark: I just remembered that I left... ah. Lois: The name of your friend, the mine engineer - Clark: in your car. I'll be right back. Perry: That what I like to see around here. Some pep! Jimmy: Pep's my middle name

trained.wav

3:09:Supermann

Jimmy, Lois, Clark

Jimmy: Chief, here's your supermodel. Lois: oh! Who makes these people? Clark: Come on Lois, you are much better looking that Lisa Rockford. Lois: See how well trained I have him already?

wait4him.wav

3:09:Supermann

Lois, Klein

Lois: Tell him that I went to check out the Speedy ambulance. I think the New Reich is underneath it. Klein: But he told you to wait for him. Lois: I know. Klein: It's almost like they were married.

yikes.wav

3:09:Supermann

L&C (together)

Yikes (laugh)

emergenc.wav

3:10:VD

Lois

Doesn't there have to be some sort of 'emergency button' to get back to reality?

kiss2.wav

3:10:VD

Lois, Clark

falling over kissing L: Oh this isn't really happening is it? C: It's all in our minds L: How come it feels so real?

kiss3.wav

3:10:VD

Lois, Clark

l&c kissing

matress.wav

3:10:VD

Jaxon, Clark

J: So, where would you like to visit this morning? C: Mattress store?

occasion.wav

3:10:VD

Lois, Clark

Good morning, thank you for the flowers, and the coffee; whats the occasion? C: The occasion is I'm in love and I'm getting married... What are these? L: mmm, I've been thinking about our honeymoon. C: Now there's a nice thought!

virtwld.wav

3:10:VD

L&C (together)

We're still in the virtual world!

vvvery.wav

3:10:VD

Lois

So, what you're saying is you're a vvv, a very patient man?

waff.wav

3:10:VD

Lois, Clark

L: I'm really glad we talked... C: Me too. L: You know, just when I think I know everything there is to know about you, you take my breath away with something new. C: Good, because that's exactly how I feel every single time I see you!

killed.wav

3:11:HIWTHI

Mindy Church

I want him killed!

sicko.wav

3:11:HIWTHI

Ellen

Of all the sicko, psycho, sexual...

help.wav

3:14:TA

Lois

Superman! Help!

iamsuper.wav

3:14:TA

song

I am, I am Superman, and I know what's happening

leslove.wav

3:14:TA

HGWells

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others, even those who would be gods.

ruinthis.wav

3:14:TA

Tempus

Only thing that would ruin this would be a commercial

started.wav

3:14:TA

Lois

Don't get me started

disgusting.wav

3:15:INPY

Lois

Oh, this is disgusting!

losingit.wav

3:15:INPY

Lois

I am *this close* to losing it!

stunned.wav

3:15:INPY

Clois

Stand by to be stunned (stunned, stunned)

tornado.wav

3:15:INPY

Clark, Lois

Clark: honey. Lois:That's amazing! I like it! I never thought of myself as a honey. What's happening to me. So you got any other names in mind? Clark: Sweetheart? Lois: Mm. Clark: Darling. My little... tornado. Lois: Oh, this is disgusting!

nobody.wav

3:16:DJ

Wanda Detroit

part of Nobody Wants You when you're down and out.

oldfish.wav

3:16:DJ

Wanda Detroit

Trouble sticks to me like stink on an old fish.

wandad.wav

3:16:DJ

Wanda Detroit

singing Nobody knows you when you're down and out

war.wav

3:17:Seconds

Lex

This is war!

jerk.wav

3:18:FMN

Clark

Lois thinks I'm a jerk!

mineeyes.wav

3:18:FMN

Lois

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the l-

heyba.wav

3:19:OW

Song

Heyba song

ohjoy.wav

3:19:OW

Clark

oh joy

soylent.wav

3:19:OW

Lois

But Soylent Green is people, right?

mouse.wav

3:20:IASWAA

Superman

I look like Mighty Mouse!

navyseal.wav

3:20:IASWAA

Clark

I'm - a navy seal!

yearbook.wav

3:20:IASWAA

Clark, Lois

Clark (quoting from year book): You're in my dreams like a touchdown pass, I can't help noticing you've got a great -- Lois: Give me that!

bklein.wav

3:21:TAGD

Dr Klein

The name is Klein, Bernard Klein... you know like James Bond, "Bond, James Bond"

excite.wav

3:21:TAGD

Superman

Yeah well don't worry, you're not the only ones in for some excitement!

nopain.wav

3:21:TAGD

Clark, Lois

C: It could be rigorous and intensive. L: No pain, no gain. Whaddaya say we start ... now?

heart_s.wav

3:22:BGDF

Lois, Clark

In my heart, I am your husband. Lois: And I'm your wife Clark: Always

iloveu_s.wav

3:22:BGDF

Kal-El

Lois...Lois...Lois...I love you

in_my_heart.wav

3:22:BGDF

Clark, Lois

C: Lois, I have loved you from the beginning. L: And I'll love you to the end. C: In my heart, I am your husband, L: and I am your wife, C: always.

itsover_.wav

3:22:BGDF

Lois, Jonathon

Lois: It's over. Everything's over. I shouldn't have let him go! Jonathon: Lois, you too will find a way. Dearest Lois, a love that risks nothing, is worth nothing

sendoff.wav

3:22:BGDF

music

from when Lois and Clark say goodbye (behind the curtains)

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