May 3 2006-Three very intelligent 4SC05 �astroNUTS� shocked the whole barrio with their ground-breaking, heart-racing, loose bowel moving, hair-raising breakthrough. The team of 4SC05 �astroNUTS� said to have discovered a new planet in the solar system, a large body of mass revolving around the sunflower(ano daw?!!). The team remains silent about the details of their new discovery.
     But recent updates on the breakthrough tell that the team took sonar images of the new planet using a very advance machine branded as the turbo broiler(hala eh!!!). Actual surface photos of the planet were taken but will not be released to the public until developed in a photoshop. Rumours about the cratered surface due to marshmallow eruptions. The team confirmed the rumours are true and added that components of the planet soil includes insect parts, dog fur, F3Lu16Rh21 (baking flour), Hf3Pm2 (margarine), and small traces of calumet(echos to be!!!).
     The World Astrology Organization (WAO) is still verifying the said discovery, though they are pretty much sure it was all made up (ha?). But still question remains: is there really a tenth planet? How could it affect our daily lives?(gosh!kahadluk!) Could it ruin the very fabric of the equinox we were trying to keep? What did I just ask? There is only one answer to these questions: WORLD PEACE.

		MallowMarsh Volcano. One of the numerous (duwa ka bilog) volcanoes of the recently discovered planet.

     It all started one starry afternoon, one of the days of the year 2003, exactly the same day when one of our classmates proved a theory that has troubled the minds of brilliant oldies such as Galileo Galilei, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, and Joseph Estrada. This student stumped the scientific world, proving that �kun� walay kurinti, wala�y suga�. A year later, the same student released the Vonel Fish Price Award for Science and Technology. By the way, I just wanted to say na brown out.
     Four or five or six 3SC studes, mindless studes just brought to their minds the idea of creating a publication that will amuse brainless readers of our part of the galaxy. A piece of paper that will make people laugh with all their might, amidst the stones flying from the neighbor�s house. Thus, the idea of 3SC.com was born.
     But then, it is an undeniable fact that 3SC studes are very busy in their showbiz and academic careers (READ: Tamad�). With that, it took a while before these airheads produced a four-page newsletter in August 2003, and dubbed it 3SC.com/love. This issue symbolized the famous trademark of the class: �Mga tarantadong talentado�, or the other way around. It featured a P.E. disaster which was etched onto the minds of the Filipino people as one of the most significant events in brainless history. The paper featured ugly layout, hundreds of clerical errors, but then, it became a hit! Not only to the 3SC room but the whole campus as well.
     Uncontented with their kasikatan, kay pamati na ang ang mga staff, wa ganahi sa kalapad sa ilahang atay, they produced a second issue. It was a better looking paper than the first issue, kay Microsoft Word ang gigamit sa issue 1. Ka-bright! Since they were certified �baga�g nawong�, they mass-produced the newsletter, and had it scattered around region 12. thus, it earned the reputation as the �most-read-newsletter� in the whole world of the universe. And also, the staff earned the reputation of having the thickest layer of epidermis in the region.
     The story doesn�t stop there. It continued as the 3SC went on to become the 4SC kay nakahuman jud sila ug 3rd year. The 4SC.com was released, as a result of the efforts of the hardworking (char!) and dedicated (char ulit�) staff. In the production of the lone issue, the five of the staff members narrowly escaped misery ug gaba. They were walking down the North Tupi Expressway to the Tupi NHS at around 9 in the evening, when suddenly, some unknown creature from planet Neptune rushed at the staff, which sent the only girl of the staff running at the yellow lane of the road in three-inch heels. That event inspired the staff to write more credible (or incredible) articles that the 4SC05 live up to its name, and mga tarantadong talentado. Now, the staff is proudly raising the banner (may banner ba?!) of 4SC.com as truly the best, that only airheads like the 4SC05 people can do, the staff deserve more than the Pung-itzer Price for their outstanding and groundbreaking achievement more than what Confucius or Virgilio Garcillano has ever thought of.