Welcome to this special edition of the 4SC05.com. You might not be expecting that the brainless editors of this paper finally developed some brains. But, yes! We did grow some brains! We weren�t expecting it either. Well, the Batasan Five is back, or let�s say, the Wala�y Batasan Five are back.
     Talking �bout college life, it has a year of struggles (ow?) and hard work (really?) for us. And adjusting to the world of the university is tough. We really have to make our brilliant minds work, kay mangakig si nanay.
     But there�s one thing that 4SC05 studs has not left behind the walls of TNHS. Remember the times when you had to write on a small piece of used toilet paper �nya gilabay sa imong likod? What about katong gisuwat sa imong kilikili nga c2=a2+b2? If you don�t remember it, you have memory gap. Drink Enervon Prime.
     What we brought with us wherever we go is the power of coffee. The power in which 4SC05 studs are skilled of. Masters of the art of coffee-ing . 4SC05 studs studied BS Coffee, MS Coffee, AB Coffee, MA Coffee and Ph.D in Coffee, which makes it a breeze for them to stare one eyeball at your seatmate�s paper, and the other on the old grumpy Gloria-look-alike professor. Some even have a third eye installed on the noses, which makes them perform the complicated art of coffee-ing without any difficulty. Once you see someone at the front with the top-caliber minds, that maybe an authentic 4SC05 stud. One with the smarties, so he can share wonderful ideas with them.
     4SC05, here�s a challenge:uphold the power of coffee, for it is in our tradition. Do not ruin the legacy left to us by our forefathers and fivefathers and sixfathers. Lift up your head, breast out, stomach in, and proudly tell the world:IN COFFEE WE TRUST.

     It all started one starry afternoon, one of the days of the year 2003, exactly the same day when one of our classmates proved a theory that has troubled the minds of brilliant oldies such as Galileo Galilei, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, and Joseph Estrada. This student stumped the scientific world, proving that �kun� walay kurinti, wala�y suga�. A year later, the same student released the Vonel Fish Price Award for Science and Technology. By the way, I just wanted to say na brown out.
     Four or five or six 3SC studes, mindless studes just brought to their minds the idea of creating a publication that will amuse brainless readers of our part of the galaxy. A piece of paper that will make people laugh with all their might, amidst the stones flying from the neighbor�s house. Thus, the idea of 3SC.com was born.
     But then, it is an undeniable fact that 3SC studes are very busy in their showbiz and academic careers (READ: Tamad�). With that, it took a while before these airheads produced a four-page newsletter in August 2003, and dubbed it 3SC.com/love. This issue symbolized the famous trademark of the class: �Mga tarantadong talentado�, or the other way around. It featured a P.E. disaster which was etched onto the minds of the Filipino people as one of the most significant events in brainless history. The paper featured ugly layout, hundreds of clerical errors, but then, it became a hit! Not only to the 3SC room but the whole campus as well.
     Uncontented with their kasikatan, kay pamati na ang ang mga staff, wa ganahi sa kalapad sa ilahang atay, they produced a second issue. It was a better looking paper than the first issue, kay Microsoft Word ang gigamit sa issue 1. Ka-bright! Since they were certified �baga�g nawong�, they mass-produced the newsletter, and had it scattered around region 12. thus, it earned the reputation as the �most-read-newsletter� in the whole world of the universe. And also, the staff earned the reputation of having the thickest layer of epidermis in the region.
     The story doesn�t stop there. It continued as the 3SC went on to become the 4SC kay nakahuman jud sila ug 3rd year. The 4SC.com was released, as a result of the efforts of the hardworking (char!) and dedicated (char ulit�) staff. In the production of the lone issue, the five of the staff members narrowly escaped misery ug gaba. They were walking down the North Tupi Expressway to the Tupi NHS at around 9 in the evening, when suddenly, some unknown creature from planet Neptune rushed at the staff, which sent the only girl of the staff running at the yellow lane of the road in three-inch heels. That event inspired the staff to write more credible (or incredible) articles that the 4SC05 live up to its name, and mga tarantadong talentado. Now, the staff is proudly raising the banner (may banner ba?!) of 4SC.com as truly the best, that only airheads like the 4SC05 people can do, the staff deserve more than the Pung-itzer Price for their outstanding and groundbreaking achievement more than what Confucius or Virgilio Garcillano has ever thought of.