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VOLUME 8 OF MAD MONK'S MEMOIRS
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INTSPECTRE, is an organisation of right-thinking entrepreneurs upon whose excellence the world and its economy depend, which, under the direction of the CHIEF INTSPECTRE, Nikodemos 'Dada Boris' Nikodemopoulos, ensures the enforcement of democracy and economic reform throughout the universe,ensuring the election or appointment of right-minded governments that can be trusted to abide by our recommendations rather than allowing themselves to be led astray by the volatile electorate, who may let their emotions contradict what all know to be right.

Despite our ideological incompatibility,  Uncle Boris has charitably permitted access to Volumes 7-9 of the Mad  Monk's Memoirs on this  site.
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There is not need to be bored with the memoirs.  Just scan through rapidly until you find something of interest.
VOLUME 8 of  PICTURES IN THE ATTIC
MEMOIRS OF THE MAD MONK
Through the machinations of Dr Tadros, the Mad Monk has found himself homeless and living rough, though he now moves into garret Wellington Square, off Canning Circus, in Nottingham and amid other adventures works in a series of locum hospital doctoring posts around the Royaumes Unies.  He buys himself, for a few hundred pounds, an inner city dwelling, 9 Harley Street, and finds himself inconvenienced vandalism while, at the same time, he is refused unemployment pay.  Police are given orders to frame the Mad Monk, now regional rep of the Junior Doctors' Assn. on bogus charges. The Mad Monk works briefly for B.W. Wood at "CHESS", Sutton Coldfield.  Council Conspiracy to steal the residents' houses.  That and a lot of other adventures, mainly l972-5.
Chapters may be reached  by clicking on the appropriate file names below.  The chapters are  preceded by one or more summaries of the volume contents.  Owing to sabotage of previous site by Mr Clever Dick and Ms Direct Debbie, it may be not all is yet in order.  But do not complain, do not tell anyone about this site and don't tell Dickie and Debs.  If you must complain contact the very influential Inspectre Organisation via [email protected] or Ms Lila at [email protected].  Tell nobody that we told you these email addresses.  Remember that walls have ears and hidden vodafones and that you can trust nobody. 
000BK008.PIA.doc: Hopefully an uptodate list of chapters and summary of contents
02A26008.PIA.doc: If not, hopefully this one is. If neither is, blame Dickie and Debbie... and my assistant Ms Minerva Miniskirt will insert the correct file as soon as she can get round to it.
Chapter One: 02A27ROW.PIA.doc:named after Rowena, Duchess of Canning.
Chapter Two: 02B01CAN.PIA.doc: named after Canning Circus, once a famed Nottingham International Social Centre.
Chapter Three: 02B02ACC.PIA.doc:: possibly this stands for 'Accused'. Possibly for 'Accounts': It is the Account of Something. Click and find out!
Chapter Four: 02B059HS.PIA.doc: Dr Roland Graf of 9 Harley Street.
Chapter Five: 02B08VAN.PIA.doc: Pregnabags, Vandal Dads and Vermin Kids.
Chapter Six: 02B14LUN.PIA.doc:The rise and fall of Chief Inspector Lunatic.
Chapter Seven: 02B17TMA.PIA.doc: TMAs are encountered at the Open University.
Chapter Eight: 02B30BHW.PIA.doc:: After encountering a load of idiots, the reader meets a genius - BHWood, veteran proprietor of "CHESS"magazine.
Chapter Nine:02B23LCH.PIA.doc Miss Miniskirt reckons it is anyone's guess what LCH stands for. Work it out for yourselfl click and see if you are right.
Chapter Ten:02B30CPO.PIA.doc "Compulsory Purchase Order": The Accused's education in Law and Public Administration.
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