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ohmss: volume 8 |
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INTSPECTRE, is an organisation of right-thinking entrepreneurs upon whose excellence the world and its economy depend, which, under the direction of the CHIEF INTSPECTRE, Nikodemos 'Dada Boris' Nikodemopoulos, ensures the enforcement of democracy and economic reform throughout the universe,ensuring the election or appointment of right-minded governments that can be trusted to abide by our recommendations rather than allowing themselves to be led astray by the volatile electorate, who may let their emotions contradict what all know to be right.
Despite our ideological incompatibility, Uncle Boris has charitably permitted access to Volumes 7-9 of the Mad Monk's Memoirs on this site. |
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The Mad Monk was made aware, already in his infancy, that he was in the Royaumes Unies refused income and employment, was forced into prolonged university studies victimised by the parental means test on students grants - i.e. no grant and no other income. He then worked in NHS doctoring posts to find the greater part of his wages swallowed in creative deductions - which administrators were able to do since they predominently relied on foreign doctors who survived on grants paid by their own governments rather than on NHS wages. In the RU the parents of the Military Officer Class bought their children a means of survival.. whereas the WC were born with the right to income and employment, effectively some million pounds in capital. The Mad Monk needed money to buy himself into the working class, to buy a means of survival and had been living, with aim of accumulating sufficient, in extreme poverty. But then Margaret Thatcher came to power with a policy directed at maintaining class privileges. Nobody anymore was to own any property. Prices escalated - subsidised by loans given to those already WC and it became impossible for anyone not born WC ever to join it. Bliarothatcherism is explained in the first chapter of this volume.
The Mad Monk's house confiscated and he is persecuted by the Bullying Liar, an allegedly unprincipled council lawyer, and is refused compensation. The Mad Monk is awarded a first class honours degree in maths and physics by the Open University, Alan Ward and the Grasshoppers Chess Club - formation of Leicester University Chess Club and other adventures. |
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Chapters may be reached by clicking on the appropriate file names below. The chapters are preceded by one or more summaries of the volume contents. Owing to sabotage of previous site by Mr Clever Dick and Ms Direct Debbie, it may be not all is yet in order. But do not complain, do not tell anyone about this site and don't tell Dickie and Debs. If you must complain contact the very influential Inspectre Organisation via [email protected] or Ms Lila at [email protected]. Tell nobody that we told you these email addresses. Remember that walls have ears and hidden vodafones and that you can trust nobody. |
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009PINT.PIA.doc Probably some sort of attempted introduction. |
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009QINT.PIA:doc:: ditto |
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000BK009.PIA.doc:: This ought to be an uptodate list and summary of chapters. If not blame Dickie and Debs and Ms Minerva Miniskirt MIMgt will rectify as soon as she gets round to it. |
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Chapter One: 02C01MAG.PIA.doc:: It was for this account of the ideology of Thatcherobliarism and of Bread and Circi that the Mad Monk as awarded the Nobel Prize in Economics. Numerous revisions have been necessary and we hope that this is the latest version and intelligible to the layman. |
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Chapter Two: 02C02ENT.PIA.doc Some people for whom the Bullying Liar, after the event, takes responsibility, mistakenly confiscate The Accused's home. |
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| Chapter Three: 02C05OPN.PIA.doc The Accused, scraping by in dire poverty, proceeds to a first class honours Open University degree in applied maths and theoretical physics - for all the good it does him! |
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| Chapter Four: 02C08STF.PIA.doc The Accused's Biological Defences. The 9 Harley Street esident Staphylococcus |
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Chapter Five: 02C18AWD.PIA.doc Alan Ward is chessplayer famed in the history of the Grasshopppers, Leicester University and Leicester Academicals Chess Club - and to discover what adventures involving him are here reported you have to click and find out! |
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