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OTHER VOUMES OF MAD MONK'S        MEMOIRS ON THIS SITE
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drno: volume 9A:
VOLUME 9BOF MAD MONK'S MEMOIRS
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INTSPECTRE, is an organisation of right-thinking entrepreneurs upon whose excellence the world and its economy depend, which, under the direction of the CHIEF INTSPECTRE, Nikodemos 'Dada Boris' Nikodemopoulos, ensures the enforcement of democracy and economic reform throughout the universe,ensuring the election or appointment of right-minded governments that can be trusted to abide by our recommendations rather than allowing themselves to be led astray by the volatile electorate, who may let their emotions contradict what all know to be right.

Despite our ideological incompatibility,  Uncle Boris has charitably permitted access to Volumes 7-9 of the Mad  Monk's Memoirs on this  site.
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To minimise tedium and frustration - you don't have to understand what the chapters listed below are about.  Just scan through at speed until you come to something that rivets your attention - or just scan through - and repeat the procedure for the next chapter.
VOLUME 9B of  PICTURES IN THE ATTIC
MEMOIRS OF THE MAD MONK
Whatever the Mad Monk does he encounters some persecution that puts paid to his efforts. Alleged council officials mistakenly take possession of the Mad Monk's house on account of confusion arising from an alleged Compulsory Purchase Order and, in response to his protest, the alleged council lawyer, the Alleged Bullying Liar, refuses compensation and engages in an alleged vendetta against the Accused during which he allegedly perpertrates all manner of mischievous stratagems over ten years in the lawcourts.  Lots more adventures in these pages.

In newer versions of the Memoirs Volume 9 has been split into A and B, though in some variants of this the chapters of 9B commence with 'Chapter l' and in others they carry on with numbers following those in 9A.
Chapters may be reached  by clicking on the appropriate file names below.  The chapters are  preceded by one or more summaries of the volume contents.  Owing to sabotage of previous site by Mr Clever Dick and Ms Direct Debbie, it may be not all is yet in order.  But do not complain, do not tell anyone about this site and don't tell Dickie and Debs.  If you must complain contact the very influential Inspectre Organisation via [email protected] or Ms Lila at [email protected].  Tell nobody that we told you these email addresses.  Remember that walls have ears and hidden vodafones and that you can trust nobody. 
0009PINT.PIA.doc:: Ms Miniskirt still thinks this may be some attempt at an introduction to Volumes 9A&B
0009QINT.PIA.doc: ditto
000BK009.PIA.doc:: and she still thinks this ought to be an uptodate list of chapters together with summaries.
Should the reader find these items boring, she should rapidly browse through them until she finds something interesting.
Chapter Six: 02C20BLL.PIA.doc: all about the Bullying Liar and the 9 Harley Street Court Cases.
Chapter Seven: 02C25NAM.PIA.doc: The Nasty Auld Man "we can do anything we like" Council Clearance Chief
Chapter Eight: 02C29PIN.PIA.doc:: Ms. Miniskirt has discovered that PIN stands for Public Inquiry
Chapter Nine: 03102NOE.PIA.doc:: and she has discovered that NOE stands for Notice of Entry
Chapter Ten: 03110CRS.PIA.doc  Tory Godfather, Sir Godfrey Chrysalis
Chapter Eleven: 03111REP.PIA.doc Could REP be short for 'report'? Some analysis of the Case of the Century, the 9 Harley Street Court Cases and Inquiries and, in particular, the earlier antics of the Yesterman, the Bullying Liar and the rest of the gang.
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