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Rice is Plain
Sure, rice is one of the most plain grains in the world (I've been eating it every day for my entire life, and it still hasn't tasted like anything yet). But when rice becomes the cornerstone of half the world's daily diet, things happen. And now there's rice salad, rice and beans, rice pilaf, mushroom rice, stir fried rice, cabbage and rice, dirty rice, carrot rice...rice carpets...rice paper (sort of)...christian rice...christmas rice...easter rice...alright, anyway, rice is cool now. And it's a lot better. Uh...so I guess you should eat it.
Information On The Life Of Rice Plants
Information On The Slightly Longer Life Of Rice Plants
Information On The Nutrients Of Rice
Information Upon The Various Methods Of Consuming Rice
Information On The Alternatives To Consuming Rice
Information Upon The Time When Information Has Outlived Its Purpose And Should Be Duly Stopped From Entering One's Mind
Chinese Fried Rice Veggie Lab Analysis Part I

Chinese Fried Rice Veggie Lab Analysis Part II
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