Lennie: "I'd love to smack that little pompous schmuck."
Anita: "Me first."
Shangri-La
True Crime
Tragedy on Rye
Lennie: "The silent majority. . ."
Anita: "Should stay that way."
The Ring
"You want to indict a guy because of a dessert?"
Hitman
"When I had my kitchen redone, I would have cheerfully run my contractor's neck. I don't think I would have gone so far as to hire a hitman."
Open Season
* (Asterisk)
Anita: "What is it with the male of the species?"
Lennie: "You got a couple of months?"
Anita: "Well, I'm referring to how you could just about melt in front of a guy who could hit a ball with a bat."
Ed: "All I said was if the kid stays healthy, he's a lock for Cooperstown."
Anita: "Yeah, only it's how you said it."
Ed: "How'd I say it?"
Anita: "Like a six-year-old talking about a banana split." (to Lennie) "Oh, please, like you're any better. 'Maybe he'll sign his rookie card for me.'"
Anita: "A buck? You're kidding."
Ed: "I don't think he meant the spending kind."
Anita: "Well, whatever happened to the good old cherry tree story?"
Anita: "So I guess blood isn't thicker than water."
Ed: "Neither is ten percent. Stanley said the same thing. They got to Seleeby's and found Norman dead."
Anita: "And you still want his rookie card?"
The Wheel
(to Lennie): "Any hot picks? We're all interested."
Mother's Day
Anita: "When my Ric was six years old, they thought he might have scoliosius. That would mean spinal surgery, a year in a full-body cast, sitting in waiting rooms waiting for test results. I thought, 'How am I going to get through this?'"
Payton: "Is he okay?"
Anita: "Knock on wood."
"I swear, our mothers had it easier, what with drugs today and violence in the schools."
"You're only as happy as your unhappiest kid."
Chosen
Anita: "How do you score half a point?"
Ed: "You don't. It just means that there can't be a push."
Anita: "A push?"
Lennie: "A tie."
Anita: "And intelligent people throw away their money like this?"
Ed: "A dollar earned gambling is better than two earned working. That's the American way."
Lennie: "To the tune of several billion dollars a year."
Anita: (answers phone): "Yes, okay. Thanks." (to Lennie and Ed) "Although I'd love to contine discussing this, you guys are wanted uptown."
Under God
Ed: "Five arrests in three years, all narcotics related."
Anita: "He could have won a gold for skating. Not a drop of time."
