Season Twelve
Season Twelve
Who Let the Dogs Out?
Armed Forces
For Love or Money
Soldier of Fortune
Possession
Briscoe: "The super's straight out of the Addams family and the lady who owns the place has a very pronounced pole up her ass."
Van Buren: "And I'm sure the two of you were on your best behavior."
Formerly Famous
"Maybe he thought a nine millimeter divorce would be cheaper."
Myth of Fingerprints
"I used to hear the whispers in the chatter behind my back. She got it 'cause she's black. She got it 'cause she's a woman. And I never listened to that crap because I KNEW I had earned it.
The Fire This Time
3 Dawg Night
Prejudice
"Ain't this something. Black man finally gets a cab in this city and gets killed for it."
The Collar
Undercovered
DR 1-102
Missing (a.k.a. Interned)
Access Nation
Born Again
Girl Most Likely
Equal Rights
Slaughter
Dazzled
Foul Play
Attorney Client
Ed: "Harold Jensen bought over $40,000 worth of jewelry over the past six months."
Anita: "Well, if he was going to leave her alone all the time, at least she looked good."
Oxymoron
"There's a law against that kind of party favor."
"These guys might as well have their lawyer's phone numbers tattooed on their arms."
Patriot
Ed: "I switched my major twice in college. That make me a terrorist?"
Anita: "No, but you don't fit the profile. The dirty little secret of law enforcement."
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