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At any given time, you may navigate through this site by using the above menu, however, clicking on the cross will always take you to the "next" page.
Don't thank me...
Thank God. Here you can enter text about the page, such as an introduction or whatever. On all the pages included in this web site template, the text is merely a boilerplate. Change the text, add graphics, and make the site your own!
<Boilerplate? Why would I want to change that? No heart attack right? I'm embarrassed. Some guy probably got paid $200G + to put the word "whatever" in that sentence.>
I want to get serious but I can't. I was going to say "But seriously." then I remembered. Who am I kidding?
My name is Adam, and if you're anything like me, you're not even reading this. I don't even care what profound things I have to say...If I get too profound, it just might be good. Then what? I'm going to want to change this in a week or so, but I won't be able to. I'll be stuck looking at the same great message forever, just because it's a great message. So, in this section, I'll put absolutely nothing of importance.
God Bless.
So I lied.
Contents
Hope I don't get a subpoena for that. All I wanted to do was "be original" and "make my place" in this, our cyber world. BUNK!
Actually, I'm doing this page with somebody. Kinda. I do my page, she does her page, and it's all good. I'm not sure if I'm even allowed to tell you that her name is Lola. Nope...come to think of it, I don't think I am allowed to do that— so I won't.
A few years ago, My life took an interesting twist. I became a Christian. Jesus Christ became my life, and since He's my life, If you want to know me I have to tell you about him. It really is inevitable. Truthfully, I don't see it as a problem, but you know...there are always those ASSumers who know ALL ABOUT Christianity. I guarantee they're not still reading. That's my problem: scared smart people.
I have a dream...
I never did tell you what the "contents" were did I? I'll get to that later. I want to be a filmmaker. I'll make good movies. Really good movies. Articulate aren't I? I can't really explain what kind of movies I want to make—not on this front page at least. It would take too long. They'll just be really good movies.
As it is, I am in the process of writing about fifty different screenplays. The only things I have complete are a few monologues and skits. No shorts or features yet. I can't seem to sit down and organize myself enough. I always wind up running in to hack out a non-sequitur scene or two...then back outside in the sun. Hard work.
I'm losing the girl!!!
There comes a time in every male conversation* when he must shut up. After that, the female begins to lose interest. "He's conceited" or "He's too full of himself" they say. I am fully aware of this line, and I'm not about to cross it. I hate talking about myself anyway. Now it's time to talk about the Jesus piece.
*For more about how to be a man, see the Manhood section
Please—don't criticize. I just wanted to save the best for last.
See Tom. See Jane. Pimp Tom. Pimp.
Though the terminology "Jesus Pimp" is about as freekin cool as it gets, I don't particularly like the "You better have my souls!" perspective on being a Christian. I'm not out to convert you or anyone else. However, I have literally been commissioned to prove or manifest that Christ is a part of me and that He rules over my life.
It
Ain't Easy... 
I don't know how obvious that was, but i just typed 'it ain't easy' in GREEN....HYUCK! Get it? Kermit? Yeah...so what? I was actually referring to the song though. 'Pimpin' ain't easy...
And it's not. I used to be a brow-beating Bible thumper and it almost never worked. So I quit. Doesn't seem very Biblical, but it worked. Ever since I've been myself, Christ just shines through. People like the Jesus they see and they want it. It all works out for me because that way I can give J.C. his check at the end of the month and I don't get my leopard skin boots taken away...*joke*
How many 'mythological characters' do you know that have split the time continuum?