Murat: An Overview
A full biography would be a little conceited to write, but I thought I would include a brief sketch so you know at least a little something about me.
Brain: Responsible for much of the creativity and thought.. Rationality varies. Also responsible for random outbursts and much of the insanity.
Face: Not much to look at, but does a good job of seeing, smelling, and hearing. After 18 years of my life you'd think my speech would be more intelligible, but sadly, it is often reduced to mumbles, grunts, and gibberish. Face also acts as target for slaps when brain and mouth malfunction.
Neck: Very sensitive area of the Murat specimen. Prone to just about any prodding or manipulation. Source of much of the Murat's spasticness.
Torso: Oddly like the human torso, Murat's torso connects its head and neck to its lower regions. Also serves as attachment point for arms.
Heart: Single biggest source of irrationality. Well, maybe second biggest, but let's not get into that just yet. Female humans have oftened questioned existence of said heart, but I assure you it exists and is even well developed. Maybe it's just black or something.
Arms: Perform many of the physical tasks required by the Murat species - mainly lifting food from plate to mouth and the scratching of self. Also useful for dribbling basketballs and "playing" the bass guitar.
Hips: It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all... What exactly, is all in the hips, you ask? EVERYTHING, from eating to masturbation. Enough said. Maybe too much said. (all jokes!)
Genitalia: Namely, penis and testicles. Penis responsible for much irrationality, much malfunctioning of brain, much of the Murat's confusion. Also a source of pleasure. Rumour has it that Murat was not given enough blood for the penis and brain to operate at the same time. Data from the field is unavailable. Testicles serve as production center for mini-Murat's. Also chief location of vulnerability.
Legs: Murat's are bi-ped, so legs serve as tools for walking, though most Murat's have yet to fully master coordination of said transportation. This may be due to the strange, powerful muscle that Murat's have developed just above the knee, not found in humans. Legs also serve as instruments that play the beautiful symphony this world calls soccer.
Feet: Generally a source of balance in most species. Murat's don't exhibit balance, so who knows what the fuck they use feet for.
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