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| STUPID THINGS I'VE DONE Click here to go home YOU WERE CURIOUS. YOU CLICKED THE LINK. HERE'S A SECTION I'VE CREATED FOR NO REASON. Here is a list of eleven stupid, yet unintentional things I've done over the years. They are 100% true and the list is sorted from stupid to stupidest. 11: Walked into the girls toilets in grade three, on camp 10: Fall over face first in the gym during a game of volleyball (in PE this year) 9: Attempt to get on a horse only to do a 180 flip and land on the other side 8: Hit myself in the head with a cricket bat 7: Stapled my thumb to a box in Foods 6: Fell straight off the top of a bunk bed 5: Grade 5 - Free dress day. I thought it was Dress up day. Came as a soccer player. God damn that was embarrasing... 4: Killed a bee - checked if it was still alive. It was. Barely. Then suddenly -'Zzzzip' - I was stung by a dead bee! 3: Grade 3 Bike Ed. Couldn't ride a bike, and stopped. Everyone else stacked. 2: Again, Bike Ed. Simple riding - straight into a seat and flew from the first basketball court to the other. SEE BELOW FOR A DIAGRAM... AND THE NUMBER ONE MOST EMBARRASING AND UNFORTUNATELY TRUE THING... 1: Walking home with Ashkaan. See a car that looked like my dads. He told me it was. So, I walked up to the window and started banging on it saying "Apa engedj be" which is Hungarian, for "Dad, let me in". I saw the window on the drivers side was open, and he was looking out of that window, probably listening to music. So, while the light was still red I tried to get his attention so he could unlock the passengers side door. The light turned green, he drove off, and just then he turned around. It was too late and as the car went by I saw the number plate. It wasn't my dad. For fucks sake if the door would've been open, I would've gotten in... Scares me even thinking about it.... Funny? Yes but if the door would've been open, maybe I could've ended up in that guys freezer or something... Who knows? [END OF PAGE] All material on this website is (c) 2003 Bob Productions Inc., on behalf of the Curiosity Killed The Cat Team and Maroondah Secondary College. Don't copy anything without permission or a lawsuit will be coming your way. |
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