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| OOMPA LOOMPA LRYRICS... Click here to go home YOU WERE CURIOUS. YOU CLICKED THE LINK. HERE'S A SECTION I'VE CREATED FOR NO REASON. Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you, Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-di If you are wise, you'll listen to me, What do you get when you guzzle down sweets Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at Getting terribly fat? What do you think will come Of that? I don't like the look of it! Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-dah If you're not greedy, You will go far You will live in happiness, too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadi-do Doompa-di-do Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-doo I've got a another puzzle for you, Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-da-di If you are wise, you'll listen to me, Gum chewing is fine When it's once in a while; It stops you from smoking, And brightens your smile But its repulsive, revolting and wrong Chewing and chewing All day long... The way that a cow does! Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-dah Given good manners, You will go far You will live in happiness, too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadi-do Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-doo I've got a another puzzle for you, Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-di If you are wise, you'll listen to me, Who do you blame when your kid is a... Brat.... Pampered and spoiled, like a siamese... Cat Blaming the kids is a lie and a... Shame But you know exactly who's...to.... Blame.... The mother and the father! Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-dah If you're not spoilt, You will go far You will live in happiness, too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadi-do Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-doo I've got a another puzzle for you, Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-da-di If you are wise, you'll listen to me, What do you get From a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three, Why don't you try Simply reading a book? Or could you just Not bare to look? You'll get no.....you'll get no..... you'll get no You'll get no commercials; Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-di-dah If you're not greedy, You will go far You will live in happiness, too Like the.... Oompa...Oompa Loompa Doompadi-do [END OF PAGE] All material on this website is (c) 2003 Bob Productions Inc., on behalf of the Curiosity Killed The Cat Team and Maroondah Secondary College. Don't copy anything without permission or a lawsuit will be coming your way. |
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