We are the Borg. I mean, We are the Family. Prepare to be assimilated.

Seriously, though, we are more than a family. We are a clan, a fraternity, a club, a secret society, and a religious cult, all in one package. As such, we need a unifying ideology and something to believe in. Naturally, we all hold individual beliefs which are nobody's business. Some do not even believe they need something to believe in. Some believe in Zorb the Sacred Crocodile. We let them be. They shall repent and accept the One True Faith sooner or later.

And now, on with the show. Reverend Victor Gusila, on behalf of La Famiglia, presents:

The Religion:

How it began

How it changed

What it is today - the Holy Scripture, written in the mysterious ancient language of Translit

It must be noted, however, that our everyday religious activities are not limited to our One True Faith. There are a whole bunch of other One True Faiths, that we either practice, or combat - whichever suits us at the moment, and whichever is more fun.

Почем опиум для народа? - Научный Атеизм и  битва с Талибаном

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