"Oh Canada...Our home and native land..."
Oh, sorry, I'm just caught up in all the patriotic feeling of Canada. Yeah, I know I said that I hate Canada. But I need to vote, it's my duty as the only snowman who can speak up for fellow countrymen!! All my friends and family are taking a well deserved rest after the 11 month winter. You didn't know that Canada has 11 months of winter??!!!! How can you not? It's all the Canadians have to rant and rave about. Winter, with snow and ice, sleet and windy. You name it we got it here in Canada.
Did you see the debate on television the other day? What a load of crap that was, I mean, you couldn't understand a word of what the four of them were saying because they were ALL talking at once. I didn't learn a damned thing with them all bickering and hollering.
The hell with them. Now is the time for SNOWMEN! Snowmen unite! World domination of Snowmen (and women). We promise to have 0 months of winter, meaning NO snowperson will have to work again! Humans will come running to us because they will beg to be cold! (They hate the heat, unlike us snowpeople). CRAP!!! I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Shhh.....it'll be our little secret. So vote for Herby come June 28th...errr...I mean Communist!
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