After my credit card got cut up the other day while I was in Tim Horton's, I figured it was time to get a job. You know it's really a good thing I move around so much, otherwise those creditors might just catch up with me. Like come on! That's what credit cards are for, racking up a bill you never intend to pay. I mean, why else do we have them??!!
So when I was out the other day I saw it! The perfect job. My dream job that will make my life complete. Here's a picture of it:
Can you believe it??! It's a TEAPOT?! I walked right in there and asked to speak to the manager. I told him about the teacups in Disneyland and that I was REALLY excited to find Teapot related employment. While I was talking he kept looking at his watch for some reason. He must really like his watch. After I explained how I rode on the teacups for hours upon hours, I asked if I could apply for the job. He pushed me out of the store and called me a Loonie! I'm not a Loonie, doesn't he know a Loonie is one Canadian dollar??! He's the crazy one, I didn't keep looking at MY watch.
The hell with him.
I walked a little further down the street and applied at this other gas station. They manager seemed real desperate for some reason. So here I am, working at this gas station. I tell ya, you walk in there and you think, "WOW! This has got to be the coolest job ever! Free slurpee, tea or coffee; it's one of the many perks of the job!" THINK AGAIN, REALLY THINK AGAIN
All these price changes would drive anyone mad. First it's 89.9, then it's 89.7, then it's 88.9, and finally 85.5. ALL IN THE SAME FREAKIN' DAY!! And then have you seen these prices?? $1.69 for a chocolate bar and $9.00 for a two pack of batteries and they say it's for the upkeep of the place. PLEEAASE. If you ask me, they are pocketing a little more than they should be.
"If I give you my cell phone, will you fill me up?"
"You're a prune"
"Oh is this full serve? That's gay."
"Why can't you tell me the gas price over the phone?"
"I'm NEVER coming here again!!"
"What are these pre-pay pumps? All I want to do is fill up!!"
"You tell your manager that I'm never coming here again because of these stupid pre-pay pumps."
I QUIT!!!
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