Mark (the Shark)
Recent Reviews:
The Girl Next Door (2004, Eliza Cuthbert)
Garden State (2004, Zach Braff, Natalie Portman)

Open Water (2004, not sharks)

Alien Vs. Predator (2004, Predator)

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004, NPH)

13 Going on 30 (2004, Jennifer Garner)

Napoleon Dynamite (2004, should be embarassed)

The Village (2004, Ron Howard's daughter)

The Notebook (2004, hot people)

King Arthur (2004, irrelevant)

The Bourne Supremacy (2004, Matt Damon)

Catwoman (2004, Halle Berry vs. Sharon Stone)

I, Robot (2004, Will Smith, CGI)

Resident Evil (2002, Chick From Fifth Element)

A Cinderella Story (2004, Hilary Duff)
Avid Fred Durst fan and racecar enthusiast, Mark got his degree in journalism from Cal Tech.  His passion for cinema is exceeded only by his passion for Melrose Place.
TOP TEN: (reviews coming soon)
1)
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
    1993, Whoopi Goldberg
2)
American Gothic
   
1988, Rod Steiger
3)
Showgirls
   
1995, Elizabeth Berkley
4)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
   
1990, Zach Galligan
5)
Mean Girls
   
2004, Lindsay Lohan
6)
Kill Bill
   
2003/2004, Uma Thurman
7)
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
   
1988, Cassandra Peterson
8)
Being John Malkovich
   
1999, John Cusack
9)
Scream 3
   
2000, Neve Campbell
10)
First Wives Club
   
1996, Goldie Hawn
Jane Mancini
get a personality
Classic Melrose Place Vixen Ratings Guide
Lexi Sterling
get your own personality
Rhonda Blair
cute, but immemorable
Allison Parker
pretty normal
Taylor McBride
desperate with highlights!
Brooke Armstrong
desperate!
Jo Reynolds
pretty cool
Sydney Andrews
flawed, yet awesome
Amanda Woodward
wicked hot
Kimberly Shaw
totally killer
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