Series One

Mark and Jeremy tussle over Toni, Mark threatens kids with his "steel" and Jeff becomes the arch nemesis of Hitler in his bunker...

Series Two

Jeff wins against Mark, but its certainly not the end of the story: he gets the broom. Racists come and go with their racist carrots and Jeremy falls hopelessly in love with the gorgeous Nancy.

Series Three

Mark gets mugged, catches gastric flu, gets with Sophie, but then loses her when she relocates to Bristol. Jez meanwhile gets in to a fight with a monk, falls for Big Suze again and Super Hans is back on the crack.