And GO SHAWNA GO! Woohoo!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/16/2002 02:34:55 PM

Well racin starts tomorrow, are you ready? If you're a Yankee, a Canadian, or just need to brush up on the lingo, make sure to visit our handy guide.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/16/2002 02:33:26 PM

Hope your Valentine's Day was fun, I went out to a fancy restaurant and ate and drank waaaayy too much.......sexy, huh? Happy Friday peoples!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/15/2002 08:19:26 AM

CmdrTaco of Slashdot proposes online. How geeky is that?!?! Anyhoo, congrats and keep up the good work!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/14/2002 04:31:34 PM

Thanks a million to generous blowjob donor Boostay, our first one! (although the comment "ill need a blindfold, a doobie and a shot of liquor" was kind of uncalled for) Won't you please help? The link is right over there. Thanks.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/13/2002 01:40:35 PM

I wrote a nice Valentine song using the Alanis Morissette lyric generator at Brunching Shuttlecocks....wanna hear it? Here it goes-

"I Think"

I Think ho's are really a huge problem
I Think bastids are too much on my mind
I Think thieves have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Burns line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Pam's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on AOL
Blame it on AOL
Blame it on AOL

I Think cheats are gonna drive us all crazy
And robbers make me feel like a child
I Think gay fags will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Burns line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Pam's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on AOL
Blame it on AOL
Blame it on AOL

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like Pam's smile, cruel and cold
Like Burns's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on AOL
Blame it on AOL
Blame it on AOL

I smell a hit! Man this thing is good, Pam does have a killer ass.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/13/2002 11:56:56 AM

LAST MINUTE VALENTINE TIP: This is way cooler than roses! And cheaper!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/13/2002 08:55:27 AM

Apparently there's some sort of brouhaha about figure skating at the Olympics. I wouldn't know I haven't really been watching. All I have to say about it is dayum, that Canadian chick is pretty hot! She kinda reminds me of the keyboard player in the old Robert Palmer Addicted to Love video.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/13/2002 08:36:15 AM

I don't usually ask for help or donations on here, but could you please click on that button to the left and give? It would mean a lot to a very needy person.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/12/2002 06:38:07 PM

Auburn's eagle (named Tiger, don't ask) stars in the Olympic opening cermonies.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/11/2002 01:44:17 PM

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another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/11/2002 01:39:13 PM

Apparently my astrological sign makes me a bad driver. That's why I always try to be the designated drinker.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/11/2002 11:26:50 AM

I had been looking for an institution like this one to expand my knowledge of other cultures. Now all I need is some black hair dye and a polyester shirt and I'm all frickin' set. (taken from Mookie in return for protection)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/11/2002 11:19:14 AM

It's almost Valentine's Day, so get your butt over to Acme.com and make yourself some hearts! It's tough expressing your feelings in two four letter lines!

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/11/2002 11:14:49 AM

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