I don't see cheese racing replacing strip backgammon in popularity anytime soon.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/2/2002 02:35:19 PM

Well it's only February and the mud slinging's started in the race to fill Jesse Helms' Senate seat. It's an easy choice for me, cause Irksome Bowels worked in the Clinton White House, so unless he shows up at my house with a bag of money, he ain't gettin my vote.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/2/2002 02:10:22 PM

HEY BEER MAN!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/2/2002 02:01:09 PM

Happy Groundhog Day, and happy birthday Big Mama, I miss your Hershey's kisses.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/2/2002 02:00:48 PM

It's funny, I was just having a panty discussion yesterday with someone. Unlike this guy, I don't see panties as a fetish object. They do, however, make a jaunty cap, and the really big ones can be used as KKK hoods in a pinch.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 2/1/2002 10:37:01 AM

The word in Florida is that Jeb Bush sent her a bag of pretzels as a get well present.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/31/2002 10:28:20 AM

A quiet evening with friends, chatting, drinking wine, and eating pussy....not as safe as you'd think!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/31/2002 10:23:47 AM

OOPS! Please resume your normal in-flight peeing, ladies.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/31/2002 10:22:14 AM

Trillian Update - I had suspected this earlier this week when I started getting AIM errors. Not to sugarcoat it or anything, but AOL are basically bastards clinging to their IM liferaft, and I hope MSN kicks the crap out of them so that AIM connectivity is no longer an issue for me.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/31/2002 10:18:45 AM

.NOT - Microsoft continues it's ongoing ad campaign for SUN, Linux, Yahoo, etc.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/30/2002 01:06:18 PM

Finally a reliable source for inbred rats (insert West Virginia or Kennedy joke here).
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/30/2002 09:07:39 AM

Congratulations to the lovely and talented (and now edumacated) Boostay for passing her big test and moving onward and upward in her new career. Oh, and while you're at her site, check out that Kama Sutra stuff.....dayummmmm.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/30/2002 08:57:55 AM

OK I'm starting to confuse the Bushes and the Kennedys. Note the Florida State connection!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/29/2002 03:03:22 PM

Eeeewwwww, now it's gonna taste like Coors.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/29/2002 12:48:04 PM

The evil genius at mnftiu has turned his attention to Enron, and as usual, it's funny in a creepy kind of way. This Modern World provided an explanation of the Enron screwup too, although the last frame is kinda BS......instead of special prosecutors (they're coming I'm sure), there's like 10 Congressional committees, all full of Congressmen (Republican and Democrat) who took loads of money from Enron to help them get elected.

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/28/2002 06:48:20 PM

Betty Bowers has published a firsthand account of what actually happened the day of the "pretzel incident".
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/28/2002 12:42:49 PM

Want some cream for that coffee? BA HA HA! (stolen from 3bruces)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/28/2002 12:16:55 PM

Tom Tomorrow has a blog! Even if you don't always agree with his politics, he does some funny stuff. Go check it out!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/28/2002 09:42:47 AM

The Challenger disaster was 16 years ago today. I remember it well, I was in the barracks at the submarine base in Groton, CT. It was a weekday, but I had the day off because I'd had duty the night before. It's weird how I can still picture the room I was in, and where I was sitting as I watched the events unfold.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/28/2002 09:32:25 AM

Speaking of incompetent sea captains, Wong Wei rides again!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/28/2002 09:25:05 AM

That's some powerful shit, man!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/28/2002 09:23:54 AM

Former Enron Chief Executive Weasel Kenneth Lay can't talk to the press, so his wife and kids were on the Today Show this morning telling everyone what a nice person he is and how broke they are. God, I miss the good old days when fat cats had some balls and sent out smarmy lawyers to handle the press instead of crying wives. The poor Lay family has no liquidity! They may have to file bankruptcy! Boo fuckin hoo. I seriously doubt that you'll feel the same pain as your employees, who got so royally screwed, I'm not sure why they're not trying to kill the entire management team. "But he couldn't be everywhere and see everything that was going on". Then why the hell were the shareholders paying him $75 million a year to run the company? Kenny baby, you are the poster child for overpaid, incompetent CEOs, and will be for years to come. You were the Captain Hazelwood in the pilot house of the Enron Valdez, and whatever happens to you, you brought it on yourself, either through criminal action, or incompetence, or both. So shut up and take your medicine, and send your wife back to Aspen or Gstaad or wherever she came from, we ain't buying it.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/28/2002 09:20:02 AM

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