Some of you already know this, but I have a big birthday coming up in a few months. I need your help pickin out a tattoo to get in recognition of the big day, and deciding where to put it. By the way, here's the Auburn logo for the people who don't know what it looks like:

(in the event that there's no poll here, it's because lycos is fubar today. try back later, unless you read somewhere that lycos went belly up)

If this guy was smart he'd be selling the old drive on EBay that has all the good stuff on it. He could pay for his divorce lawyer with the money he'd make.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/25/2002 12:27:35 AM

EMI gives Mariah $28 million to go away. Let's hope she does!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/25/2002 12:25:40 AM

Prince Willie knows how to keep his wimmens in line, yo.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/25/2002 12:24:42 AM

It wasn't me. I haven't been in Osaka since 1997.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/25/2002 12:23:08 AM

Here's a tip if you don't want to become the poster child for a Mardi Gras video - keep your shirt on. If you're gonna show off your ho-hos at Mardi Gras, you might as well walk up behind Tom Brokaw and flash America during the nightly news. Hmmm...she's from Florida State, so 10,000 drunk guys probably seemed like an intimate setting to her. Party on, Becky Lynn!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/23/2002 08:42:38 AM

Every time I hear this story, I think of that bus driver on South Park with the bird in her hair.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/23/2002 08:32:15 AM

OK I stole this link from Sunny, mainly cause I was getting grief from Busty. I should be a charter member of that outfit. And regarding the updates, hey I have some standards to uphold here! I can't help it if there's nothing worth posting at the moment!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/23/2002 08:27:59 AM

Britney says chocolate is as good as sex. Well I don't have any doubt that it's as good as sex with Justin, honey.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/20/2002 01:03:39 PM

AOL may buy Red Hat. Lovely. Two evil empires are better than one I guess. This is gonna cause some major teeth gnashing amongst the penguin lovers. Make the move to FreeBSD while there's still time!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/20/2002 12:57:03 PM

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