Some of you already know this, but I have a big birthday coming up in a few months. I need your help pickin out a tattoo to get in recognition of the big day, and deciding where to put it. By the way, here's the Auburn logo for the people who don't know what it looks like:

OOPS! The Chinese are pissed at us again! Oh well ... maybe if you weren't commies, and had post-1950 technology, you could build your own presidential jets. And excuse me, but I asked for a spring roll with this!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/19/2002 01:12:33 PM

Are you rich and lonely? If you've got 80 grand to blow (with no guarantee of success), the professional stalkers at Coincidence Design will find you the perfect mate, investigate them thoroughly, and arrange for you to have a "chance" meeting with them. Or you could just tally up how many hookers 80 grand will buy, and how much a wife can end up costing. You're a rich guy, you're smart. Right?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/19/2002 12:56:33 PM

As a true blue butt man, I was pleased to see that I could still score 18/20 on the breast test, almost matching 3bruces' score. Watch out folks, this link has boobies! And #9 is a toughie!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/19/2002 12:46:28 PM

Friday's installment of Adventures in Stupidity.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/19/2002 12:35:53 PM

OK ladies I've found a new product that makes some pretty bold claims and I need a few volunteers. Any takers?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/19/2002 12:15:03 PM

I think Mookie mentioned Trillian a while back.....I found it on ZDNet's free downloads and have been trying it out this week. Basically what is does is combine all your instant message programs into one - no more starting Yahoo, AIM, MSN, and ICQ separately. Plus it has skins so you can change the look. A few drawbacks - no cams or jumping into chat, and it stores message archives in plain text files, which is bad if you're sneakin.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/18/2002 02:49:55 PM

Doctor Dogmeat update!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/16/2002 08:58:35 AM

Adam Ant has lost it. Or maybe he's just getting some publicity before his upcoming tour.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/16/2002 08:57:00 AM

The lovely and talented Busty has a poll on her page that you need to take (it was confusing for me because it's not clear if the sex had to be with another person). While you're there, go check her hotornot pic. Hubba hubba!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/16/2002 08:52:55 AM

OK I know I haven't updated much lately, part of the reason is that I've been hard at work in the field, gathering information for you - the hard times reader. In true Geraldo fashion, I've been living undercover in the chat rooms, researching the Yahoo webcam phenomenon, and putting it all down for you to read. Here it is, the hard times guide to webcam watchin!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/15/2002 07:35:30 PM

Make up your mind, dumbass!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/14/2002 05:32:48 PM

You probably knew this already, but pregnant women are TOUGH!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/14/2002 05:29:00 PM

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