No more nekkid news in Bulgaria. Man, from what I've seen they could use some nekkidness in that part of the world to cheer things up. Of course, there's always the online version, which is still available, only it's mainly pay now, and those Canadian accents can be pretty annoying.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/12/2002 09:47:36 AM

From the land of Doctor Dogmeat comes another great idea, chewable booze. Guess these guys never heard of jello shots.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/11/2002 01:43:57 PM

Geek power! How does that song go? Bye bye bye? Guys, stick to being cute little dolls for teenyboppers, you annoy the rest of us.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/11/2002 01:14:44 PM

It wasn't me. I have the perfect alibi. I'm white. Plus I was tired from all the lewd acts I do online.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/11/2002 09:15:08 AM

Dang, Gwen Stefani's out of circulation now. So is Denise Richards. On the bright side, Yasmine and Winona are out on bail!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/10/2002 08:06:22 PM

Is that Jackie Chan? Maybe it's Ho Chi Minh! No, it's Doctor Dogmeat!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/10/2002 07:59:34 PM

Happy Birthday to George Foreman......I got one of your grills for Xmas and it kicks ass!

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/10/2002 07:53:58 PM

They were still together?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/10/2002 07:41:42 PM

I'm gonna go ahead and post the Grossology Exhibit link before Busty does. Ick.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/10/2002 08:35:59 AM

Soon you'll need legal counsel to represent you in chat. Sue someone today!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/9/2002 11:04:22 PM

Do you look back fondly at your high school years? Remember it as a warm, loving place? I didn't think so.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/9/2002 11:02:49 PM

Did you miss the big AIM security announcement last week? Well it's probably a good thing, because w00w00 recommended using a program called AIM Filter, which turns out to contain spyware and backdoors. Think twice before you take the advice of 19 year old "security experts". And oh yeah, don't use AOL!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/9/2002 08:58:55 AM

Justin's back! Hello Bayonne!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/8/2002 06:16:18 PM

In other Elvis-related news, I stumbled across this Acid Logic interview of the #1 Elvis fan of all time, Mr. Mojo Nixon, author and performer of such greats as "Elvis is Everywhere" and "619-239-KING" (or whatever that number was). If you're ever in Cincinnati, look Mojo up and tell him Hard says hi. He will most likely say, "huh?".
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/8/2002 08:01:19 AM

It's January 8, time to celebrate the King's birthday!! Fried peanut butter and nanner sandwiches are on me today!

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/8/2002 07:50:41 AM

Wow 5 days without a post - they should fire this guy! Actually I have good excuses, we had a BLIZZARD (8 inches!) and then an ice storm and I had to buy a washer and get a haircut and I played a ton of CounterStrike and The Sims and the new Wolfenstein multiplayer and chatted a whole lot and tried to help Busty move her blog and watched the Panthers set a new record (on TV), so it's not like I wasn't busy with important stuff.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/7/2002 09:52:14 AM

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