I finally saw Lord of the Rings the other day. At the risk of losing my MCSE, I have to confess that I never read the book(s). I started Fellowship of the Ring a few times, but just never got into it. Anyway, it was an AWESOME movie, and I learned a lot. A few of the things that I learned are:

- Elves hate dwarves
- Dwarves hate elves
- Humans are weak, yet they fight pretty well with 2 or 3 big ass arrows stuck in their chest
- Dwarves live underground, but somehow elves are much paler than dwarves
- Dwarves and humans only come in the male variety, making dwarves grumpy....humans have to find elves to marry
- Elves are a lot like hippies, only cleaner
- Mithril is some kick-ass stuff
- Hobbits are fun to party with, but pretty useless in a fight

Go see it and get educated!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/2/2002 03:52:49 PM

OK the klassic kolors are back. I moved the New Year's page here. And it's snowing in Charlotte!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/2/2002 03:42:00 PM

Some good (old) news to start off the new year. This data will probably not match up with any surveys done in online chat rooms, but it's a little more scientific.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 1/1/2002 12:31:56 PM

Mookie posted a hangover cure, I can't vouch for it cause I haven't tried it, but here's mine: First, BEFORE you go to bed (or pass out in the gutter), drink a big glass of water and take a couple of aspirin (ibuprofen is OK but don't make this a habit or you might blow out your liver). Then do the same thing again when you wake up. Sipping on some iced Mountain Dew (it has to be on ice so that it's super cold) and/or eating a chicken biscuit from Chick-Fil-A or Hardees (sorry Yankees) helps too, if you feel like eating or drinking. Be careful with the caffeine, cause too much tends to put you in this heightened state of awareness which is not always good if you're hungover. Stay away from Pepto-Bismol, cause nothing is nastier than pink puke. Whatever you do, make damn sure that you don't wake up in the Caribbean somewhere with no air conditioning and no aspirin and no ice, cause it's worse than anything, including waking up in jail. Have a great time kids, I'm staying home to watch the Peach Bowl! Let's be careful out there, and War Damn Eagle!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/31/2001 01:05:10 PM

Happy Birthday to Sunny, my favorite Canadian (after Shania Twain)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/31/2001 11:04:22 AM

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