I am Sean Hachey. I'm the webmaster of Hachland... The President will ya.. Plus I'm a staff member.. The best of both worlds huh? For lack of anything better or more to say about myself.. I've filled out this little information thing about me.. Hey, if you want to know more look around...
They call me Matt, amongst other things. In this land of kids, I am the 23 year old man amongst the boys, and my column The Remedy is the only source of entertainment for all of you. My other projects include reviews, your mom, and organizing Hachland Wrestling. Mrrrright...
I am the infamous Toefer that your girlfriends have envied, and your mom's have gotten tattooed Tupac style across their abdomens. I speak often, and I speak clearly, and I speak it all. That is what they mean by Toefer Speaks. I am like the CSI of Hachland; the one saving grace for a failed creation. Ok, so I'm not that mean, but hey, I'm honest. And that's a good thing, right?
Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Hov...er...Rob...Love me because I am great. Hate me because I am better than you. Loathe me because i'm your daddy. Pity me because I have to see Hach in real life.
My name is Coaster. I like Roller Coasters, thus the name Coaster. I have no life so I sit in a cardboard shack all day and every night. I used to go to school, but they wouldn't let me go anymore because I was using a water foutain for a bath tub. I don't know what their problem was, I was just sitting naked not bothering anyone.
