Monday, November 28th, 2005 at
7:28 pm
By
Sean Hachey
It's back! After a long time on the bench, the status que money maker of Hachland has returned. With it's general at the helm, the master known as Hachland has come back to stay.
In this analyzation of the pornography we all love, Hach takes a look at the one and the only Tracy Parks. Don't worry, he didn't know who she was either before he started this. And still doesn't know, but he knows what's wrong with her.
In this world we live in, there is one constant. And that constant is PORN! Hell, yeah you say? Well, what are the good and bad of Porn? Are there any rules to porn? Well, if you like me have asked these questions. Then ask no longer. Because it's that time again for me to change the face of Porn. And what better way then writing the rules of porn!?
Here we are again with new things I don't understand.. Or well, just part two, because these things didn't occur over night. So here we go. But remember what I said last time:"In this life you begin to learn things. Some things you understand, while other things you just don't understand. Like why do they sell six packs, twelve packs, eighteen packs, twenty-four packs and thirty packs but they don't sell thirty-six packs. But seeing this is Analyze Porn 101, this amounts to something else. It amounts to pornographical pictures being analyzed for the benefit of my own. So seeing there are a few pictures I don't understand why or what's going on, so just look out!"
In this life you begin to learn things. Some things you understand, while other things you just don't understand. Like why do they sell six packs, twelve packs, eighteen packs, twenty-four packs and thirty packs but they don't sell thirty-six packs. But seeing this is Analyze Porn 101, this amounts to something else. It amounts to pornographical pictures being analyzed for the benefit of my own. So seeing there are a few pictures I don't understand why or what's going on, so just look out!
