Thursday, November 13th,
2005 at 7:28 pm
By
Sean
Hachey
It's back! After a long time on the bench, the status que money maker of
Hachland has returned. With it's general at the helm, the master known as
Hachland has come back to stay.
In this analyzation of the pornography we all love, Hach takes a look at
the one and the only Tracy Parks. Don't worry, he didn't know who she was
either before he started this. And still doesn't know, but he knows what's
wrong with her.
In this world we live in, there is one constant. And that constant is PORN!
Hell, yeah you say? Well, what are the good and bad of Porn? Are there any
rules to porn? Well, if you like me have asked these questions. Then ask
no longer. Because it's that time again for me to change the face of Porn.
And what better way then writing the rules of porn!?
Here we are again with new things I don't understand.. Or well, just part
two, because these things didn't occur over night. So here we go. But remember
what I said last time:"In this life you begin to learn things. Some things
you understand, while other things you just don't understand. Like why do
they sell six packs, twelve packs, eighteen packs, twenty-four packs and
thirty packs but they don't sell thirty-six packs. But seeing this is Analyze
Porn 101, this amounts to something else. It amounts to pornographical pictures
being analyzed for the benefit of my own. So seeing there are a few pictures
I don't understand why or what's going on, so just look out!"
nockaro - This term refers to an elder female, who stumbles around in here later years of life. She usually falls asleep often and voice changes dramatically during conversations.
Surprisingly there's people out there that actually disapprove and almost hate us... This has just amazed us, so we've posted the hate. Maybe you can understand why.
It's here! It's here! We don't need a radio, nor a television. We're not all about cable or satellite nor XM or Sirirus radio. It's the one, it's the only - It's the Hach Show!
When it just doesn't fit anywhere else. But it's just as crazy, if not even more crazy. This is where it goes. From this to that. If it's an antic and it's inadvertent it'll be showcased here!
This is the fan type section. Okay. You get it right? I get mail, I showcase it. It's lame. It's a rip off. Yes! But everyone's doing it, so why don't send us something.
When one attempts to converse with someone of the Hachland staff, beware, we might just take up the conversation and take it to a level where you or no one else is ready for. You might even become JINKED! Or is it Jinx?
