Here we are again with new things I don't understand.. Or well, just part two, because these things didn't occur over night. So here we go. But remember what I said last time:"In this life you begin to learn things. Some things you understand, while other things you just don't understand. Like why do they sell six packs, twelve packs, eighteen packs, twenty-four packs and thirty packs but they don't sell thirty-six packs. But seeing this is Analyze Porn 101, this amounts to something else. It amounts to pornographical pictures being analyzed for the benefit of my own. So seeing there are a few pictures I don't understand why or what's going on, so just look out!"

The first picture let's get a look at this.

Many questions pop into my head as I viewed this picture. First I wondered are they laying down standing up or what the hell is going on. Then obviously my next question was why the hell was the bottom girl positioned that way. Was this a new way of going down on a person from the female gender? Or is this some strange fetish that I don't want to cross into? Then the next question I had to ask myself is why does this bottom girl have her arms located like that? Is this actually some lesbian type wrestling match that I should know about. Minus from the facts of the odd positioning, we do have two overally good looking girls. Nice clean trimmed area. Yet, the small tit factor arrives here. Ugh.. But someone please explain to me this positioning in which I don't understand.

Now, with this picture the first question comes into mind is nice tits. Well, that's not really a question more of a comment I suppose, but hey, they are nice. And the white bra is always respectable. You can see threw it too. But the thing I don't understand is why is she using a metal dildo, rubbing it on her nipple and with that seemingly straight faced look? Well, I can assume she likes it when her nipples get hard, and who doesn't like hard nips? I love 'em. But the question is -- Why use a dildo? And another point to add is, it's good that she's atleast showing her other tit some love. If you can call that love. Is she affraid it's going to fall off? So she has to hold it up? Hahaha... And those are close to half dollar nipples, if not bigger! Heh.

Well, what do we have here? An overally hotty. With two tats, one nice trimmed bush. But let's attack it from first sight, that tat makes you look like a lowlife scumbag! Plus the fact it's obviously these photos were shot at some low budget hotel and by my guess it's located in South Philly, not dissing South Philly or anything, but I've spent a few nights down there. And well, they could use some cleaning. The other problems that arrouse or the arms. Why must one be pulling back on the hair causing the head to be moved down? This doesn't turn me on. Maybe if it wasn't such a noticably move of the head. As for teh other arm, what are you doing trying to push your foot away from you? Or is this actually some sort of nude excercise thing? Where is the video for this one? And what's it called? The Nude Indian Low Budget Hotel Work Out Tape? And one last thing, what's with that pussy? I'm confused. Is that part of the sheets? Or is that part of your pussy? Oh, by the way, nice rack. Minus that tat again.

Well...... what can I say about this? Maybe this explains the earlier picture. But this actually just turns me on. And well, I understand why it does, but in a way I don't see why it does. The whole head pulled back and looking up into a pussy, and the lifting off the pussy lips.... Hmmm.... I wonder what it is. It's gotta be something to do with the number 5. Hmm... five, five letters... Wonder what's five letters and starts with a p and has two s's in it....

Would you look at that? Again another picture of two girls. Two nice looking vixens as I might say so myself. I wonder what smart man picks out these pictures.Well, this is a canadiate for a entire Analyze Porn look, but will it get it, time will only tell. So we have two chicks here. A blonde and a red head. And seeing by the chances I'll analyze this all by itself I'll leave out the bed, the neckless, as well as the shoes. But the one thing I want to understand is when someone is going down on you guys, I'm talking to the females reading this, is there actually a certain need to hold onto your nipples? Well, not only hold onto them, but to actually pull them up? Or is this just a cry for help from this girl, maybe she just wants bigger tits. Wonder who told her that would work, my bets going with her grandmother. Hey, like the Grandma from the Flintstones always said: "Why buy the milk when you can get it for free?" Another thing I'd like to touch on, well, if not both of these girls and someone else, if ya'll know what I mean, I'd like to question why is the girl going down on the other girl, and nice tounge might I add, why is she on all fours? Is this caused all because of the nipple squeezing? Possibily.

Now this has to be like the best pubic hair in the world. I just had to say that first. It really is. Well, we got a wrist band, which is odd, some rings, and what looks to be a velvet towel, well, unless she is Ms. Clause, and then I want Ms. Clause for Christmas! But what is this she is shoving in her twat? Well, for those wondering, I know this. It's a banana. Now, shoving a banana in your twat is a really big question to ask, right? But I'm just going to go with she just saw Planet of The Apes and well, she wants to atrach some monkeys. But this is a general question for all you girls out there who complain about size and density of a males gender known as our dicks. Why shove a banana up there if your going to complain about our size? Now that's just fucking stupid if you ask me. So answer these damn question. Because I surely don't understand.

Well, so concludes another edition. Wait, did I say another? This is only part 2 right? Well, we will just have to hold our breathe and wait. So let me leave you with this -- Keep one hand on the mouse and one hand down South and always remember you can't stop until you've read and well, DONE it all.

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