Grech Quotes v. 3.0.2.1

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-"Have you heard of this thing called 'Grech Quotes'?"

"Jim! Why are you laughing? Are you drunk?"

-"Jim, are you on drugs?"

-"Tweaker? Isn't that when you're on meth??"

-"Peace and love, sunshine and pasta."

-"I dunno, he foamed at the mouth a lot."

-"I've never really hung out in prisons."

-"You will pay through�the various crevices."

-"Sick is good? Pimps are good?"

-"Once I tried to make doughnuts. They were too expensive."

-�Do you people get what I am saying?! Basically the point is World War I was like castration--it didn�t go over well.�

-�I don�t want to reread all this crap because that�s what it is, crap! Can�t you draw a line to separate the crap from what you actually learned?�

-�No you can�t go outside! I use to do that when I was a young, impersonal teacher but now you get skin cancer.�

-�Who the hell are you?! And would you get out of my classroom?�

-"His name? Scooter Libby? Scooter, like...shwooooo. Scooter."

-"It's always a capitalist conspiracy to get me to buy something!"

-"When your email isn't working, it's very disconcerting to be talking to someone in India. They have very good customer service though. They're very nice there."

-"Raise your hand if you think this country is going to hell in a handbasket!"

-"So the World War II pilots took speed. I mean, they were up there all day, no rest, in the airplanes. I guess they had to take something. All you late-night studiers probably drink coffee and I don't want to know what else you take. You gotta do what you gotta do..."

-"When my source of information is Osama Bin Laden, it's really scary."

-"Whether Castro has one leg or two legs, it doesn't really matter. He's old and doesn't walk around much anyway."

-"Damn, I really should take a math class again."

-"Where the hell am I?"

-"He would seem like the generous radio-giver."

-"I wanna shake the parents!"

-"You know what you can't do with freedom and democracy? You can't eat them."

-"The Irish would be nice to all of us except Jack."

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