Grech Quotes v. 3.0.2.1

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-"I'm obsessed with diapers at this point in my life."

-"So when they see cute little American flags floating on the ocean so blue, they're gonna attack!"

-"I, John Grech, owe twenty pieces of gold to Caitlin Evans for personal favors. She farmed my carrots."

-"Look at this plaque. I love this plaque!"

-"I need to add some more bells and whistles to my lectures."

-"It's not a bell or a whistle...it's a house!"

-"No, they didn't let me inside their house. Look, see, I'm standing outside their shrubs."

-"Leah Wickman, you're joining the South. You'll hate it at first, but it will be good for you."

-"He's my best T.A. How did he screw this up?!"

-"And Madison just thinks Jefferson is some liberal, hippie crackpot--to put it into my own terms."

-"I forgot to put on my belt today. I feel funny."

-"Thanks Jack, for giving me that social etiquette lesson."

-"We're studying?!"

-"What a bunch of sniffling whiners!"

-"Do you, like, study on how to be the most irritating person you can possibly be?"

-"Samantha, you are such a BIG pain in my ass right now."

-"And it's called the uhm, the uhm, the uhm, ...crap."

-"Actually, I'm really disappointed that we've only had one good argument in this class all year."

-"Here's another one I don't understand-they subsidize cotton! I guess we just have too many sheep!"

-"Samantha, sometimes you remind me of Don Quixote. He was always hacking at windmills with his sword and you sit here in the front and complain about things that don't even matter."

-"And then what?! Morals will go right down the window!"

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