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-"Can you drop kick something down the toilet?"

-"You'll be sitting back, drinking a daiquiri, oh wait, you're not old enough to drink yet - legally..."

-"Samantha, why do you underestimate yourself like that? It annoys me."

-"I smell laundry! Whose laundry is in here?"

-"Every Russian seems to be extremely angry about something."

-"When you go to Russia they're all like, 'Why would you come here? We hate you, go away'. Well, actually, I don't know what they're saying, but still..."

-"We really egged them on. Is someone eating an egg sandwich, speaking of eggs? I'm hungry."

-"That big bad country right there."

-"They were like siblings, y'know, they were both mass murderers."

-"Somehow I can't imagine that passing fire codes."

-"Journalists would be all over that like flies on bad smelling stuff."

-"Y'know, service jobs, like working at McDonalds or strapping you into the merry-go-round."

-"And so Americans were all like, 'the Soviets, those Commie bastards.'"

-"Nixon would tape himself and say things like, 'We've got kike-wetback problems.'"

-"C as in 'Can't we all just get under control?'"

-"A as in 'asinine.'"

-"The whole last 8 months of Wilson's pregnancy- presidency..."

-"Where the hell are the Democrats?!"

-"You're right, you're right, damnit people!!"

-"But it will be worse if I start dripping snot all over the floor."

-"Your analogy to Analy didn't find any ground because we lose all the games anyway."

-"We have to look at why Earl Warren would be a son of a bitch."

-"Let us continue with the eternal announcements."

-"We must find the terrorists - I mean the communists - among us."

-"Music; y'know, those records."

-"Cuba is not going to be America's patsy any more."

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