| Joel's Weekly Hot Chick Power Rankings: |
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| See which chick can kick and scratch her way to the top of the rankings. |
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| Sorry, but you get engaged, you drop on my list. |
| 2. |
| Finally, Smallville is back new this week. Luckily, I had the Smallville Season One DVD Box set to get me proper dosages of Kreuk. |
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| Stacy's mom has definitely got it goin on. MILF if I've ever seen one. |
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| I'll admit it I watch Ed. Flame away, but just remember Julie Bowen is on it and thats reason enough to watch. I think she's on coke or anorexic cause she's super thin. |
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| Hot & Red-Head ususally don't go together, but in this case they go together perfectly. She's a firey red head that is definitely wild and crazy. Skinemax has never been better. |
| "She is beautiful, the girl is beautiful!!" -Andrew W.K. |
| 7. |
| It's official...Britney is a nutjob. For some reason, I think that may make her even hotter. |
| up from 6 |
| January 12, 2004 New week, new power rankings no change in the top 3 but there are a few newcomers after that and Tiffani movin up: |
| Oh yeah, she's got a bigger role on 24 this year so she goes higher on my list. Plus, she's currently hangin on my wall...kinda hard not to put her on here. |
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| down from 4 |
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