Terror of Mechagodzilla
AKA
Mechagodzilla's Counterattack
Terror of Godzilla
(1975)
Starring:
Godzilla
Mechagodzilla
Titanosaurus
The final transmission from the sub dubs it a giant dinosaur. But wait! There's more! Many years ago, a scientist named Dr. Mafune claimed he discovered a massive dinosaur named Titanosaurus in that sea, yet he was labeled a crackpot.
That's right, kids! It's a world with Godzilla, Rodan, Anguirus, Baragon, and Gorosaurus, but when a dinosaur is discovered, our initial reaction is still "What?! That's absurd!"
Anywho, a Japanese agent named Ichinose becomes convinced Mafune was correct, and goes in search of him to learn more. But upon knocking on his door...YOWZAH! Dr. Mafune is hot!!! Oh, wait, that's his daughter, Katsura. Katsura informs him that Dr. Mafune died several years prior. Disappointed, Ichinose leaves, yet confindent that he had just found, what Patrick Swayze would call, "his new Saturday Night Thing."
Unfortunatly, this female is a fembot. For Dr. Mafune isn't really dead, he is just deep in hatred with humanity and hiding from the world. All this because we laughed at him, mocked his work, and kicked him out of his profession? Jeez, what a drama queen. But as it turns out, this seclusion took it's toll on his daughter, who was electrocuted and died in his arms.
Enter the Blue Monkey Space Aliens from Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla Who Are Now Not Monkeys Due to Budgetary Constraints. They put a bunch of cogs and crap into her, and now she's a robot. Thankful that they've spared his daughter's life, Mafune dedicates his services to them. They help him build a device that would allow Mafune to control his discovery, Titanosaurus, and in turn, he helps them adapt that technology to control the new and improved Mechagodzilla, which was being rebuilt in secret.
In the meantime, just because Katsura's heart is cold as ice, doesn't mean she doesn't have womanly needs. She falls in love with Ichinose, and returns to his agency's headquarters to warn him not to go looking for Titanosaurus. He tells her it's too late, they've already built another sub and plan to head out the next day. He asks her to come with them, but she refuses and returns home. Cyborg or not, typical stubborn woman. What's wrong with suicide missions?
The sub finds Titanosaurus, and Titanosaurus attacks them (no shit). But while trying to contact headquarters, Ichinose sends out a supersonic wave by accident and Titanosaurus goes nuts. Claiming the supersonic wave was what caused Titanosaurus to back off, the Japanese government builds a much bigger one, because size does matter. Though, while in love Ichinose, Katsura is still loyal to her father. In order to find out what weapon this is that drove their beloved pet wild, she uses her charms to get Ichinose to spill his guts.
Unable to wait for a command by his alien overlords, Mafune sends out Titanosaurus to destroy Tokyo while Katsura sneaks past security and destroys the machine. The plan works, until Godzilla shows up because this is his movie and he's tired of waiting to be called onto the set. Godzilla chases off Titanosaurus and the city is safe, yet the supersonic machine is destroyed.
While the aliens should be pissed at Mafune, ultimatly they feel he had the right idea. They decide it's time to launch Mechagodzilla, just for the hell of it, with Titanosaurus as his sidekick. Together, they lay waste to the city.
But of course, Godzilla hears all the commotion and reluctantly turns back. "I just left, goddamnit! Can't you keep that place clean for 10 minutes?!"
The odds are stacked against Godzilla, two to one, and humanity is racing to rebuild the supersonic machine to defend their world. Will the aliens have the last laugh, or will steamy man on cyborg love conquer all?
Now that's a pornographic fan fiction waiting to happen.
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