RECIPE FOR : " SCARRY GORE - MET TRICK - N ' FRICKEN POPCORN CHICKEN "
6 - 7 LB CHICKEN
1 CUP MELTED MARGARINE OR BUTTER
1 CUP UNCOOKED POPCORN
SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE
PREHEAT OVEN TO 350 DEGREES
BRUSH CHICKEN WELL WITH MELTED MARGARINE OR BUTTER , SALT AND PEPPER .
IMPORTANT TIP : LISTEN FOR POPPING SOUNDS : WHEN CHICKEN 'S ARSE BLOWS OUT
THE OVEN DOOR AND FLIES ACROSS THE ROOM , CHICKEN IS DONE ! !
" BONE - APA - TREAT " ! ! . . . " CACKLE CACKLE . . . "
RECIPE FOR : " FRIGHTENINGLY DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE MARS BAR SLICE "
4 MARS BARS
4 OUNCES BUTTER
4 CUPS RICE BUBBLES ( CRISPIES ! )
MELT BUTTER AND MARS BARS , MIX WELL . ADD RICE BUBBLES , STIR AND ADD MORE RICE BUBBLES IF NEEDED . STIR UNTIL ALL RICE BUBBLES ARE COVERED IN CHOCOLATE .
PRESS INTO SLICE PAN . COOL IN FRIDGE UNTIL SET , A COUPLE OF HOURS .
TOP WITH MELTED CHOCOLATE IF DESIRED
IMPORTANT TIP : GRAB YOUR PURSE , JUMP IN YOUR CAR , GO SHOPPING FOR A COUPLE
OF HOURS , AND BUY YOURSELF A PRETTY NIGHTY FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK , WHILE YOUR AT IT ! WHEN YOU GET HOME , THROW ALL CLOTHES OFF , PUT ON PRETTY NIGHTY , TAKE " CHOCOLATE SLICES " OUT OF THE FRIDGE , ARRANGE NICELY ON SMALL PLATTER , POUR YOURSELF A LARGE GLASS OF MILK , GRAB A VIDEO , INSERT , KICK BACK , PUT YOUR FEET UP , AND ENJOY ! !
"A HANDSOME SWEETY SITTING NEXT TO YOU - OPTIONAL " ! ! BAKE AS DESIRED ! !
" . . . HEE HEE HEE . . . "
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