1-12-04 - The Wager, Part 2 (Now w/ pics)
1-9-04 - Thoughts
1-7-04 - The Wager
1-6-04 - New Year's in NOLA, Vol. 2
1-3-04 - New Year's in NOLA, Vol. 1
12-24-03 - Presents and Predictions
12-11-03 - Baytown Nights
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Believe it or not, I try to look out for the best interests of my friends. Despite what you may assume, they aren't always just looking for the next drunken hook-up after a wild party...sometimes, they are interested in a drunken hook-up after a dinner date. If you are interested in being that companion for any one of my friends, please complete the following application:
NAME: _________________________________
PERSON YOU ARE INTERESTED IN DATING: _______________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _______________________
AGE: __________________________________
SEX: __________________________________
OCCUPATION: _____________________________
HOMETOWN: ________________________________
CURRENT RESIDENCE: ________________________
HEIGHT/WEIGHT______________________________
FAVORITE MOVIE_____________________________
FAVORITE BOOK_______________________________
FAVORITE TV SHOW________________________________
POLITICAL IDEOLOGY_______________________________
KOBE --INNOCENT OR GUILTY ________________________
1) "Clark Gable" - The Postal Service
2) "Sister Savior" - The Rapture
3) "Hearts of Oak"- Ted Leo
4) "Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk" - Rufus Wainwright
5) "Amateur" - Nada Surf
6) "Inertia Creeps- Massive Attack
7) "Dreaming" - Loudon Wainwright III
8) "Aveda" - Hot Hot Heat
9) "Say Yes" - Elliot Smith
10) "KC Accidental"- Broken Social Scene
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2) (General) Describe your idea of the perfect date: ____________________________________________________________________________________________________
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3) (General) Describe your favorite sexual fantasy:
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Answer the following TRUE or FALSE statements:
4) (Only answer # 4-6 if you are interested in a date with Jeff) I don't mind if my date has Herpes Simplex Type 2? ________________
5) I like butt sex. ________
6) I have self respect. ___________ (Ed. Note: Was that one over the line? I was torn...)
7) (Rob #7-8) I don't care if my date has a girlfriend. ________
8) Living in the United States is overrated. __________
9) (Rob and Kevin) I find a receding hairline to be a turn-on. _____________
10) (Kevin #10-11) I like my dates to weigh less than me. ______________
11) After my date , I plan to marry the next/previous guy I date/dated. ______________
12) (Alex #12-13) I don't mind playing second fiddle to poker, comedy, and the Cardinals. ________________
13) I am Jewish. _________________
14) (Alex and Hari) I am under 5'5. _______________
15) (Hari 15-16) I like cowboys. ____________
16) Guys who live with their parents make me hot. __________
17) (Blake #17-19) I like guys who have the word "Vagina" on their resumes. _____________
18) I find cross-dressing to be a turn-on. ____________
19) I like tall guys with thick heads of hair, who have the run of a fabulous house on the lake and are studying to be doctors. ________________ (Ed. Note: I hate you Blake)
If you are interested in applying for a date with one of my friends, please cut, paste, and fill out this application and email it to me. I will make sure it gets into the right hands.