Current Threat Level: Threat Level has been lowered to "High." While the Double B Day poses a severe threat, we are predicting that Valentine's Day will have some sort of calming effect on the Fury and therefore the threat level only needs to be on High. Don't be lulled into a false sense of security though. A High threat level is still a very serious matter and all safety precautions still need to be taken. Do not eat any candy from so-called "secret admirers." This is a weakness that we believe Gleason will take full advantage of this loving season. Try to avoid cute stuffed bears or other animals that have voice functions. It is thought that high-pitched frequencies recorded by Gleason can cause Newman to do his homework. Stay strong Newman! All other forms of plushies have been deemed safe for this holiday season. We also ask that all women who receive roses this Valentine's Day take extra care not to get pricked by thorns, as some roses will undoubtedly be laced with poison.

Have a Happy Valentine's Day. Newman loves all y'all.


Scoring Key

The following criteria determine scores:

Feng Shui = 1
Skip Class = 3
Caught w/out HW = 3
Light Scolding = 2
Medium Scolding = 3
Harsh Scolding = 4
1-on-1 Talk = 2
Crying Occurs = 5
Stay After Class = 6
Call Parents = 7
Caught Skipping = 10
Referral = 15
Light Praise = -2
Medium Praise = -3
Excellent Praise = -4
BS or Excuse Believed = -5

*Other points may be awarded on a case-by-case basis. The amount will be determined by the severity of the case.

*Now that this site is being watched, I want to assure you that players do not need to worry. Skipping class will not be reported in the "Latest Scores" section, but you will receive your 2 points in a different way. Instead of being directly added to your player score, the points will be added to the team to which you belong. After a certain amount of sessions, the points will then anonymously appear with your player score so as to keep division leaders accurate.

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