I have decided to add a page dedicated to random artwork. Why? Because I was goofing off one day, produced the first image on this page, and said to myself, "Hey, why don't I share my gift with the world?." UPDATE: If you would like to have a work of art shown on this site, either email it to me at my new email address [email protected] or on AIM at StudDisco924. If you don't use Gmail, you are a failure. QED. Make it random, yet "tasteful" (sorry, no nudity or extreme violence). Enjoy.
This first piece is given to us by Newman. He made it using Microsoft Paint and a picture of an aardvark. When asked what his motivation was for such a moving and emmotional rendition of an aardvark, Newman explained, "I wanted to capture the essence of what I feel an aardvark truly is. The heart in the middle symbolizes that aardvarks are alive and have the capacity to love. The stars surrounding the beast represent its natural habitat: space. And the obscenely large lettering emphasizes the importance of the aardvark in the food chain."
This second piece is titled "Drunken Coyote" and is again brought to us by Newman. This is Newman's first attempt at abstract art and feels proud to have been able to fuse two such random objects as a martini and a coyote into one great masterpiece that is "Drunken Coyote." "Drunken Coyote" designates a turning point in Newman's artistic career by introducing the use of color. In this piece, Newman specifically wants you to take notice that the olive is out of place (in traditional martinis, the olive is in the drink). This bold deviation from the norm obviously demonstrates that Newman has thrown off the shackles of conventional art and has embraced a new artistic movement that can only be classified as Newmanism.
This work by Newman is aptly titled "Wooting Monkey Holding Cigarette on Counter Sitting Next to Used Condom and Hennessy Bottle with Edvard Munch's 'Scream' and Devil Pig on the Outside Looking In" and is dedicated to his good friend and ally Cmdr. Wilkerson. Although his fantasy team sucks ass, Cmdr. Wilkerson has nevertheless praised Newman in many forms. For this, a painting was awarded. Newman felt the need to dabble in surrealism (read: "crazy crap thrown together") after a long sleepless night most likely caused by IB. His inspiration (besides the kind words of his dear amigo), was a real-life experience involving a chain-smoking monkey, used condoms, Hennessy, Edvard Munch's painting "Scream," and a devil pig that Newman caught looking at him through a window. The "Woot!" was added purely for effect.
