"Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task.  The rest is the madness of art."

~Henry James

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Well, congratulations!  Somehow you managed to find my little website, and for that accomplishment, you deserve a cookie.  Unfortunately, I'm on a diet and have no cookies (which is truly unfortunate) so instead I'll tell you a little bit about myself and this site so you can see if it's worth your time browsing through.  That way, you won't spend needless time waiting for graphics to load when you could be doing more important things like teaching the squirrels in your attic how to square dance.

As for myself, I am just a poor college student who spends all my studying time doing what the university would consider to be a waste of time, such as making this website, writing, hanging out with friends, eating, and sleeping.  I also belong to a Yahoo! Group - the Moonlight Ladies, a wonderful bunch of ladies that I torment occasionally with my poetry.  After hearing their cries of pain deep in the night along with the coyote's mournful howl, I realized that I had the power to not only torture eight innocent women with my poetry, but the whole world.  Hence, the making of this page.

As to explaining what is contained within this website, I must regrettably admit that I am a terrible tour guide.  Therefore, I will enlist the help of Kero

<-- Kero

to be your guide through the remainder of this section.

Hi hi!  My name is Kero, and I will be your tour guide!  My job is to explain to you what kinds of things you will find in this website!

Now, if you will look to your left (and a little up), you will notice a little side bar with a very sad looking girl and nine main categories.  These categories are:

• Poetry

• Haikus

• Fiction

• Utena's Journal

• ADD and study tips

• Weather links

• Artwork

• Are you crazy?

• Email me!

They seem pretty self-explanatory I know (well, except for maybe the Are you crazy? part), but I will go through them anyway so nobody will get confused.

Poetry:  This page contains many of poems that Utena has written.  She asked me to tell you that neither her nor this website will not be held responsible for any mental anguish caused if you choose to go to this page and read her poetry.

Haikus:  If you go into
                this page, you'll find some haikus
                to liven fall days.

Fiction:  This contains some of Utena's short and not so short fictional writings.  So, if you go to this page, you might be expected to do a lot of reading.  Which is fine by me because Kero loves reading!

However, Utena has also told me that I need to inform you that she is very talented and among her long long long long long list of talents, the one that she is most gifted in is procrastination.  So, unlike the other pages, this page might not get updated as often.

Utena's Journal: Click here if you want to hear some strange little narratives concerning real events that has happened to Utena. Beware, though, reading them may cause you some real concerns that someone of her mental state is allowed to roam freely on the streets...

ADD and study tips:  Since Utena is in college, she noticed that the University tries very hard to give students study tips that apparently don't work.  Or, at least, they haven't working with any of the people she knows.  Therefore, she decided to post a couple of study tips of her own that's she's learned in the seven (yes, seven) years that she's been in college that have worked with her and is compatible with her learning disability.  There's also a little info on ADD in there too for your reading enjoyment.

Weather links:  Here you will find links to everything you wanted to know about weather and probably some things you didn't want to know!

Artwork: This page features several things that Utena has drawn, mainly fanart from either comic books or anime, so that she can torture you with art as well as writing.

Are you crazy?:  Yes, Utena is very crazy.  If you don't believe me, click on this page to find an assortment of poetry, fiction, and ramblings that are completely and utterly absurd.  Utena has asked me to please ask you not to use the contents of page against her in a trial to prove she is mentally insane.  The mental health facilities in her town are already aware that she is.

Email me!:  Go here to torture Utena by sending her an email.  Oh..Utena has just asked me to please not use this link as a means of torturing her.  She's in college and that puts her through plenty of torture as it is.  However, if you would like to send her a very friendly and pleasant email, go to this page to find out how! 

Now, as far as navigation goes..Utena truly wants you to be able to navigate through this page as easily as possible.  After trying other methods in the past, she decided to give this one a whirl and see how it goes.

If you noticed, there a pesky little top on the bottom right-hand side of your screen that just will not go away.  I know this will probably come as a shock to you, but if you click on it, it will send you to the top of the page.  Then what?  Well, maybe when you came in, you noticed a little icon that looked like this:    Well, if you click on this icon, then I will push a menu across the screen that contains links to all of the pages on this site.  Utena hopes this will make things easier.  (She's new at this top/icon thing)

...Oh no!  We've come to the end of the tour!! 

  We've become so close that I hate we have to part!  But I know that you will enjoy this site.  If you do, that will make Kero very very happy!

 
Arigato!

Well, hello again.  I hope that you enjoyed your tour.  Kero said that you had a lot of fun and so I believe him.  Just in case you forget any of the information that Kero provided for you, I will place a "home button" at the bottom of each page that will look something like this:

  unless I decide to change it.  That way, if you ever find yourself stuck within one of the categories with absolutely no idea what that category is about, you can click there to restart the tour.

So, now I will shut up and let you enjoy the site..oh!  I almost forgot..let me clear up a few things first and THEN I will shut up.  No big deal, just everybody's favorite fine print.

All work is copyrighted and is the sole property of the owner, i.e. me, and is not to be used or reproduced in any way without permission.  The backgrounds on this site are also mine unless otherwise stated so don't expect to just run off with them without asking me first.  If you do...

I'll send Sailor Uranus after you!

And Don't Forget!!

Polar Bears Rule!!