Don't worry, spiders
I keep house
    casually.

~ Issa

Ah...welcome to what I consider to be the funnest page of this website...my Haiku page.  For me, there is nothing more soothing and relaxing than a Haiku. 

So, you're probably guessing that you will find some haikus on this page.  Well, I would tell you yes or no, but if you read the poetry page, you will remember that I am terribly bad at explaining things.  Therefore, I must again enlist the help of my most trustworthy, thoughtful, always there when I need him friend, Kero.

<--zzzzz

Kero....

Kero.....

  I'm awake! 

Hello and welcome
to Utena's haiku page!
As you might expect,

this page is full of
haikus that Utena has
written as well as

haikus from master poets
as well as a few rules of
the haiku.  How fun!

Like pages before
you will find links to aid you
on your journey through

this page.  I will show
you the links available
and then explain them!

• Haikus

• Haikus from people who know what they're doing

• Rules of the Haiku

The haikus link is
quite self-explanatory.
Here you will find all

of the haikus that
Utena has written.  She
has placed them all on

one page, since they are
so short, in an organized
way.  Happy reading!

On the second link,
you will find haikus from those
who are masters at

the haiku unlike
Utena.  On the third and
last link, you will find

a few rules of the
haiku so you can begin
writing your own!  Fun!

  Phew!  Can I stop writing in Haikus now?  It's very difficult!!

Yes, Kero, thank you very much.  For your efforts, you deserve a treat.

  <--mmmmmm!!!!

(But Utena, I thought you were on
a diet!  Where did you get treats?

SHUT UP KERO!!)

As with the poetry page, I do not claim to be the next Basho only a poor college student who needs some sort of relief from classes.  Remember, I accept constructive criticism only!  (For more information, see the poetry page)  And don't forget, all haikus and backgrounds are copyrighted and are the sole ownership of the author, me, so do not use them for your own devious pleasures without written permission from me first.

Please!  Somebody stop the bleeding!