If we're behing honest with ourselves, we have to admit that every once in a while, we all do a roleplay that we know is bad as soon as hit that "post" button. Fortunately, I've stopped myself from posting some stinkers in the past (PSI vs N*Sync for one), and I've even stopped myself from finishing others. In fact, once I was working on a roleplay where PSI was working at a children's birthday party as clowns for some odd reason. About halfway through, I realized that they came off as pedophiles though, so I trashed it and started working on another one. Thank god. These roleplays, however, DID get posted and were not exactly up to standard. The following, then, is a list of my top 5 worst and most hated roleplays ever. Only an idiot like myself would post something like this.

#5: Double Trouble

The Boy talks to Michael Cole about how great things come in pairs, having just become a two-time RWW Intercontinental Champion.

WHY IT IS BAD: This one isn't so much bad as it is just really weird, which is why I've always hated it. The concept seemed okay in theory, but it just really didn't work out. I remember people even telling me it was sort of strange. That's never a good sign.

Things to Watch Out For:

• I make reference to another bad roleplay
• The Boy actually gets Michael Cole to sing Our Lady Peace...sort of
• The Boy actually talks about man-breasts and testicles
• The Boy attempts to to use logic...but fails miserably.
• The "hilarious" joke about DDP being ashamed about being from New Jersey

#4: The Boy Versus Mick Foley

The Boy does a promotional appearance at the on-sale date for tickets to Devil's Night 2001. While there, he insults the people standing in line and then gets in an argument with Long Island native and wrestling legend himself, Mick Foley.

WHY IT IS BAD: Although this roleplay did attempt to deal with wrestling (and even accomplishes this task) and The Boy's character was true to its roots, it was just too damn weird. There are a lot of little things that I don't like about it (see below). As well, The Boy should not have been punked out by Mick Foley. It also violates my rule of ever mentioning any other kind of real-life wrestler or organization. The only redeeming quality is that I manage to get Foley's shtick down.

Things to Watch Out For:

• I'm evidently fine with signing autographs for the people in line, but once I start mingling with them I become a total jackass
• I "hilariously" beat to death the joke about calling kids by their wrong names...on purpose! I'm so witty!
• I insult the child known as "Billy," but his father, who is standing right there, says nothing to me at all. What a caring and responsible parent!
• Jokes about drinking water and bad teeth/hygiene! NEVER gets old!
• "Billy" asks if he can get my autograph at Devil's Night, yet doesn't bother asking while I'm standing two feet away from him.
• The one father only recognizes me when I'm two feet away from him. Evidently he didn't know I was there before that point in time. Perhaps he's partially blind?
• No one seems to notice Mick Foley standing in line until he walks over to The Boy. Yet, once he makes his appearance known, EVERYONE knows who he is and continuously chants his name. How convenient!
• Hilarious comebacks from The Boy! That one about the ear? Comedy GOLD! Or the one about writing books? So subtle the humour is unnoticeable!

#3: A Few Good Men and One Great "Boy"

The Boy and Stupac pardoy 'A Few Good Men' and then bash Big Daddy Bruce, as The Boy teaches us all about how great Canada is.

WHY IT IS BAD: This roleplay actually segued into "Boy to the Future." I used to think this roleplay wasn't that bad, but it's really not that good either. The whole thing about talking about Canada (especially the stuff about the involvement in wars) is stupid and pointless. Granted, I was trying to play of Big Daddy Bruce's roleplay, but I could have done it better than just boring everyone with random facts. Also, the entire setting of the court room could and should been used a whole lot more than it was. Essentially, I allowed this match to become a Canada vs. America battle than focusing on the match itself. I should have restrained myself, or at least made the roleplay longer by dealing with the match itself and Bruce as an opponent, and not just an American.

Things to Watch Out For:

• Stu uses his catchphrase far too often.
• For some reason, I felt the need to remind everyone of where I got my name from. Nothing like padding out roleplays to make them longer!
• References to obscure Canadian places like Dildo, Newfoundland and Uren, Saskatchewan.
• The Boy becomes some sort of ambassador/travel agent for Canada
• Completely unncessary history lessons rule!
• The Boy insists he's more fashionable than BDB??? Do I sense a challenge for a walk-off?
• Making fun of Britney Spears! Because I've NEVER done that! It's so completely fresh and original!
• Inclusion of the awful gimmick where we feared getting into trouble for copyright infringement. Hurray for stupid ideas!

#2: Trick or Treat

PSI celebrates Halloween with a variety of pop culture references. Debbie from "The Boy on the Fixed Game Show" makes a special cameo appearance.

WHY IT IS BAD: I thought to myself "hey, it's Halloween and no one has done a roleplay that deals with it." So I opted to step up to the plate. It didn't really work so well. Basically, this is one of those roleplays that is flawed because it is so bogged down by the concept, which is essentially just getting in as many Halloween-ish pop culture references as poosible, that it doesn't work so well. Tommy Dee and Damon Gest look like a fool in this one and there really feels like there's no point to this thing at all. It's kinda of a train wreck.

Things to Watch Out For:

• References to other wrestlers aplenty...yet has very little to do with anything relevant.
• Why IS Michael Cole in this roleplay?
• Cramming pop culture references down your throat. Some more obvious than others.
• References to past roleplays that people actually liked - hoping that will somehow make this one better?
• Damon changes costumes horribly fast and no one seems to notice
• I evidently didn't notice Tommy watching 'Army of Darkness.'
• Can you tell that I haven't actually seen most of the movies I've referenced here?
• Tommy Dee and Damon Gest apparently recognize Debbie INSTANTLY, despite having never met her.
• The AWESOME joke about Debbie being so ugly it looks like she's wearing a mask. That's a classic joke...for the Vaudeville set.
• Tommy Dee and Damon Gest actually GET BEAT UP. Only I can save them from...teenagers? Nothing like stroking the old ego.
• If the one guy recognizes Damon is dressed as The White Dragon, wouldn't he also know we are wrestlers too? And, if so, why pick a fight? I don't care how big and tough you think you are, picking fights with wrestlers seems like a poor choice.
• Nothing like adding in that Carrie reference out of nowhere.
• Remember how much I loved using that face guard gag in "PSI in Jolly Old England?" Well, it's back! For more abuse!
• It just ends. Who needs an ending? Not me!

#1: Mr. Hellings Goes to Washington

The Boy and Tommy Dee are on a tour of The White House and proceed to make their own speech, which is really just a bastardization of an old Canadian beer commercial.

WHY IT IS BAD: This is another roleplay that barely has anything to do with wrestling. A lot of stuff is referenced to in RWW though, but it is all stuff that is either from other roleplays (either from myself, Thom, or others), or past angles on shows. Most of it was old by the time I was referencing it and, as such, few people probably understood it (especially something like the Oval Office reference, which really related to a point in time before I was evenin RWW). Also, it's essentially just a set-up for me to bastardize Molson Canadian...and not well. Of course, only Canadian people would have got the reference at all and I believe at the time there was only one other Canadian in RWW that wasn't a part of PSI. Smart planning!

Things to Watch Out For:

• The FUNNY joke about getting Chris Jericho/White Dragon's names mixed up.
• My amazing knowledge of what The White House looks like.
• The Oval Office is empty???
• No one seems to notice these two wrestlers wandering the halls of The White House
• The Secret Service apparently believes ANYONE in The White House is a Russian spy...despite the fact the Cold War ended over a decade prior
• Tommy and The Boy actually RUN AWAY
• The reporters are sitting in an empty room??
• No one stops us from speaking.
• Ripping off the beer commercial was definitely NOT overdone here in Canada. I'm so original!
• The hilarious beaver joke! Even funnier because Clinton was already out of office! I'm so comtemporary!
• Although we ran away at first, we're ready to fight The Secret Service later on.
• The Boy and Tommy Dee LOSE the fight.
• Although they were over-eager to get us, all The Secret Service did was throw us out of The White House. Not arrest us, not shoot us, they just wanted to throw us out.
• References to obscure former RWW wrestlers that no one probably remembers!
• Tommy insists that I destroyed The Secret Service, despite the fact we were caught and kicked out.