(The scene opens up inside the hotel room of PSI in Uniondale, New York. We Scott "The Boy" Hellings and Damon Gest sitting on the couch and watching TV. They appear to be actually crying as MC Tommy Dee comes into the shot.)

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Uh...what are you guys doing? Are you ACTUALLY crying?"

HELLINGS-
"We're watching 'General Hospital.' In this epsisode there's this guy in the hospital that everyone hates because he he absolutely sucks and because he stabbed his brother in the back. And now, in his moment of need his girlfriend is trying to reconcile with him!"

(Hellings and Gest continue to "sob" uncontrollably.)

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Hey! That sounds an awful lot like...."

HELLINGS-
"Yes! It's Mercy's story!"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Why would Mercy be in the hospital?"

HELLINGS-
"Because he felt the sickness you idiot!"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Oh. Is there, uh, anything good on?"

(Their "crying" stops immediately.)

HELLINGS-
"I hope so!"

DAMON GEST-
"Dudeicus! We can watch the movie 'Hellraiser!' It's just coming on!"

HELLINGS-
"Hellrazor? Wasn't he a no talent wrestler in the RWW a while back?"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Yeah."

HELLINGS-
"What in the heckadoodle is with all these bad wrestlers from RWW past and present doing on TV? Does that mean Kon Artist has a show?"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"I don't know. Try 'Cops.'"

HELLINGS-
"I'd rather not."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"There HAS to be something to do here! Hey! Wanna carve some pumpkins for Halloween?"

HELLINGS-
"Nah. Damon and I already did that."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Really? Let's see 'em!"

(Gest grabs the jack-o-lanterns from the coffee table. The Boy shows off his.)

HELLINGS-
"Well first I painted it all in gold. Then, I drew me holding the entire world in my hands (Hellings shows the carving which is remarkably detailed)as a methaphorical statement that I will soon be RWW World Champion!"

MC TOMMY DEE-
(Not impressed.)
"Uh huh, sure. Damon?"

(Gest shows his, with a crappy depiction of what appears to be a Tyrannosaurus.)

DAMON GEST-
"It's a suckasaurus!"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Okay, now we HAVE to get out of here!"

HELLINGS-
"We could go trick or treating."

DAMON GEST-
"No, I'm afraid notopoly! You can only go trick or treating on Halloween o'clock!"

HELLINGS-
"Yeah, but we'll be busy on Halloween anyway! And besides, who really wants to hang out with a bunch of whiny little kids?"

DAMON GEST-
"Agreed."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Great! You guys change into your costumes and I'll go have a quick shower!"

(The camera follows Dee who rushes into the shower. As we can hear the water running from behind the bathroom door, the camera follows a hand reach out and turn the doorknob. Tommy Dee can be heard signing 'Love Shack' by the B-52's as the person inches closer and closer. Suddenly, the hand reaches out and pulls back the shower curtain as the unknown person's other hand grabs an object from behind their back. Thankfullly, the camera shows nothing but Tommy's face of extreme horror. The camera pans over to show the source of the hands. It is Michael Cole standing with microphone in hand.)

MC TOMMY DEE-(Yelling) "What the hell are you doing Michael?"

COLE-
"Scott let me in. I heard you in the shower and I thought I could get an interview with you quickly on your thoughts on The Boy's chances against Stupac."

MC TOMMY DEE-(Grabs a towel and puts it around his waist.) "That is the worst coverup I've ever heard from someone trying to fufill some sort of weird homosexual desire to see my penis!"

COLE-
"Oh, I didn't know this sort of thing happens that often to you."

MC TOMMY DEE-(Annoyed) "It doesn't! Now get the hell out of here before I kick your ass!"

(Cole runs out of the room. The camera fades out and comes back in a little while later. MC Tommy Dee enters the TV room once again. He is dressed in his Halloween costume: the same suit of armor that he wore when PSI went to England. He is having trouble walking. We see Scott Hellings sitting on the couch wearing a Stupac mask and t shirt.)

MC TOMMY DEE-
"You're dressed as Stupac?"

HELLINGS-
"Oh yeah! This is the ultimate way to understand my opponent: actually BE him!"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"You're kind of starting to freak me out now."

HELLINGS-
"Well then, (In a whiny voice) 'face your fears!' "

MC TOMMY DEE-
"I hate you. Where's Damon?"

HELLINGS-
"He's coming. He couldn't decide what to wear, so he's a little behind."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"I hope he hurries. I want to get out of this thing as soon as possible. I didn't get a chance to dry off completely after my shower and I'm worried it's gonna start rusting out on me!"

(Damon Gest enters the picture. He is dressed in drag.)

HELLINGS-
"What ARE you doing?"

DAMON GEST-
"Aren't we going to 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'-oppotamus?"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"No. Why would you want to?"

DAMON GEST-
"It has the great song, 'Time Warp!' That song rules-anator!

HELLINGS-
"Hey, how come that isn't I AM's theme song?"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Beats me. Now go get changed Damon. And hurry!"

(Gest nods and exits the shot. He comes back in about fifteen seconds dressed as The White Dragon.)

HELLINGS-
"WHY?"

DAMON GEST-
"Come on! The White Dragon was a great wrestler-aroni!"

HELLINGS-
"No, no he wasn't."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Hey that reminds me. I heard that Jericho says he has no bad feelings towards you."

HELLINGS-
"And I have none towards him. After all, I have gained a lot of respect for him in the ring. There are few men who I can say that about. Damon is one, then there's Jericho and the other one is Stupac actually."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Really?"

HELLINGS-
"Sure, after all...he made me 'face my fears!' "

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Can't you say anything else?"

HELLINGS-
"No, I'm Stupac."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Let's just get going!"

(The camera fades out and comes back in with PSI in the middle of a residential area. They are carrying pillow cases.)

HELLINGS-
"This looks like a great place to start."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Groovy!"

HELLINGS-
"Are you on crack?"

DAMON GEST-
"He just watched 'Army of Darkness.' He watches it every year before Halloween-erifc and he quotes it non stop for weeks to come."

HELLINGS-(Sarcasticly)>
"Oh good."

(As they keep walking walking, Hellings suddely stops. He points to a man wearing a mask, sitting in the bushes and talking on a cell phone.)

HELLINGS-
"Isn't that Shadojoker?"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"I don't think so. He doesn't have a light sabre."

THE MAN WHO ISN'T SHADOJOKER-
"Do you like scarry movies?"

(Hellings looks to what the man is looking at. He's staring at a girl on her phone, standing in the kitchen of the home across the street.)

HELLINGS-
"Hey! Is that Drew Barrymore over there?"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"It is! I beat that guy is stalking her or something! He could be dangerous! We should save her!"

HELLINGS-(Stopping Dee and Gest)
"Um...no. Think about it. She's dating Tom Green. We are actually doing the world a favor here guys."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Yeah, I guess."

DAMON GEST-
"But what about Drewalicious?"

HELLINGS-
"She made 'Charlie's Angels.' She's dead to me already. Let's move on."

(They start heading down a street.)

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Elm Street. Seems like a great place to hit some houses and get some candy. It sounds like a nice neighborhood."

HELLINGS-
"Yeah, what could ever go wrong on Elm Street?"

(They walk up to a house. They ring the doorbell and shout out "trick or treat!" Surprisingly, Debbie from the "Geography Challenge" game show answers the door. PSI breaks out into laughter, causing Debbie to get tears in her eyes.)

MC TOMMY DEE-(Trying to talk through the laughter)
"Man! She's as ugly as you said she was!"

HELLINGS-(Laughing)
"I know she is! Hey, Debbie, that has to be the scarriest mask I've ever seen! It's gonna give me nightmares for years!"

(Debbie starts to cry as Dee picks up a stick.)

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Hey! Fetch, Debbie!"

(Incredibly, Gest goes and grabs the stick and gives it back to Dee. Just then, Debbie runs off, sobbing.)

HELLINGS-
"What's the deal with this? No candy? Where did she go? I want my freakin' candy! I deserve this candy! I know it, you guys know it, the whole damn world knows it!"

(Just then Debbie comes back with three, large youg men.)

DEBBIE-
"These are the guys I was telling you about!"

GUY #1-
"You been makin' fun of my kid sister?"

HELLINGS-
"Wow. I wouldn't admit I was related to THAT in public!"

(The teenage thug punches Hellings in the face so hard it knocks him down. The other two guys start coming towards Dee and Gest.)

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Halt! Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! THIS (Dee holds up the stick Gest fetched) is my BOOM STICK!"

DAMON GEST-
"No it isn't Tommy-oso! It's just the stick again!"

(The thugs charge Dee and Ges again.)

MC TOMMY DEE-(In a bad impression of Ash from 'Army of Darkness') "Come get some."

(The two thugs knock Gest and Dee over and start to work them over.)

GUY #2-(Pounding away on Gest)
"Damn you for reminding for me about The White Dragon!"

(Hellings manages to nail a belly to belly suplex and pulls the other two off of Dee and Gest. They begin to flee.)

MC TOMMY DEE-(Sarcasticly as they run.) "What's the matter? Don't you want to 'face your fears?' "

HELLINGS-
"Shut up! Head into those woods!"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"No way! I've heard some headless horseman lives there!"

HELLINGS-
"Oh shut up!

(As they enter the forest it is quite obvious that Dee is a bit apprehensive.)

MC TOMMY DEE-
"I don't know man. This doesn't look safe to me. We could get lost."

HELLINGS-
"Well if we do, I'll grab my camcorder and we can record the whole ordeal and then sell it to some desperate movie studio."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"If we were lost in the woods, why would we tape it? And if we did, couldn't we go back, look at the footage and figure out which NOT to go?"

HELLINGS-
"You're using logic again. What have I told you about that?"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"I just don't get it!"

HELLINGS-
"Listen. Since this whole trick or treating thing didn't work out, let's go do something else."

DAMON GEST-
"What did you have in mindatron?"

HELLINGS-
"I hear there's this really cool place not too far from Uniondale. It's called Ammityville. They got some sort of haunted house or something."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"I don't know. I just watched this movie, '13 Ghosts' and..."

HELLINGS-
"No, I think you mean 'House on Haunted Hill.'"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"No I'm pretty sure it was '13 Ghosts.'"

DAMON GEST-
"Aren't they the same thingaramalamadingdong?"

HELLINGS-
"There must be a full moon or something."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Well anyway, it was all about this hanuted house and it was pretty freaky."

HELLINGS-
"Trust me, it won't be like that. Come on, let's go!"

DAMON GEST-
"Okayamatic!"

(They start to head out. They get out of the woods and start walking down a long, dark road.)

HELLINGS-
"Who would have ever thought that ticking off a young, rejected girl would turn so ugly?"

MC TOMMY DEE-
"I pity the guy that takes her to the prom. Not just 'cause she's ugly, she's also got a mild anger management problem there!"

(Suddenly they pass by a man wearing a rain jacket, soaking wet, limping down the road, muttering to himself.)

MAN-
"Stupid kids! Try to run me over...."

HELLINGS-
"What's his problem?"

DAMON GEST-
"Probably comes from drinking the waterpalooza."

HELLINGS-
"Maybe. Hey, Tommy, where did you get the suit of armor anyway?"

MC TOMMY DEE-(In a bad impression of Ash) "I shop smart. Shop S-mart!"

HELLINGS-
"I hate you."

MC TOMMY DEE-
"Hail to the king baby."

(Hellings closes the face guard, to shut Dee up. Fade to black.)